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Armen Weitzman - Producer
Joe Hartzler - Producer
Piper Reese - Producer
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Chamberlain Kurto - Producer
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Kenji Levin - Producer
Kevin Stewart - Producer
Hudson Schaffer - Producer
Val Del Rosario - Producer
Taylor Tompkins - Producer
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Published January 20, 2014

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I'M JOE HARTZLER.

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AND I'M PIPER REESE.

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WE'RE HERE AT THE HISTORIC BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER

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IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES.

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THIS ICONIC STAGE HAS BEEN USED FOR COUNTLESS PUPPET SHOES.

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BUT TODAY, WE'RE NOT SEEING PUPPETS,

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WE'RE SEEING BOYS.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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WE'RE HOLDING AUDITIONS TO BE IN THE WORLDS NEXT

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GREAT BOY BAND.

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BUT DO THESE BOYS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO

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MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE?

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WE'LL FIND OUT, AS WE BEGIN

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BOY SEARCH.

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WELL, THIS ROOM IS EMPTY NOW THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM,

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BUT IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, IT WILL BE FILLED WITH BOYS, AND

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BUZZING WITH DREAMS.

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AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL, OUR JUDGES ARE

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WAITING TO MEET THE BOYS, AND DECIDE IF THEY HAVE

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WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THE WORLDS NEXT GREAT BOY BAND.

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JOE: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

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THESE BOYS WILL AUDITION WITH AN ORIGINAL OR A

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PUBLIC DOMAIN SONG FOR OUR TEENAGE JUDGES AND ARMEN.

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TO PASS TO THE NEXT ROUND, THEY'LL NEED TO BE VOTED IN

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UNANIMOUSLY BY THE JUDGES.

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THEN THEY'LL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING IN THE NEXT GREAT

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BOY BAND.

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ALRIGHT, SEND IN THE FIRST SPECIAL BOY.

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(LAUGHING)

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CHAMEBERLAIN: WHAT?

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THEY'RE SPECIAL.

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WELL THEY ALL ARE SPECIAL TO ME.

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ARMEN: HEY - HOW'S IT GOING THERE?
JUDGES: HI!

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HI.

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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MY NAME IS CARLOS CORIANO.

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HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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CARLOS: I'M 18.

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YOU GUYS READY?

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- JUDGES: YES...WE'RE READY
- ARMEN: WE ARE.

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O SAY CAN YOU SEE,

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BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT,

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WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED

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AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING,

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WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS,

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THROUGH THE CAROLOUS FIGHT,

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CHAMBERLAIN: OH I THINK THAT'S GOOD.

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I HAVE A QUESTION.

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DID YOU SAY CAROLUS?

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CORRECT.

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NAY-NAY: OKAY.

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(LAUGHING)

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CHAMBERLAIN: OKAY. I THINK THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH FOR ME AT

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THIS TIME.

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JUDGES: THANK YOU...THANKS FOR COMING
- ARMEN: THANK YOU CARLOS.

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JOE: THE FIRST BATCH OF THE BOYS WEREN'T EXACTLY THE PICK OF THE LITTER.

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YEAH, I GOT TO SING WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THIS YEAR, AND I, UH...

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I'M JUST GOING TO BOY BAND IT OUT.

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I ONCE WAS LOST BUT NOW I'M FOUND...

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DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SINGING, LIKE HOW YOU SOUNDED?

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HE SAID THAT I SOUNDED GOOD, AND UH, THEY USED MY VOICE,

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WHICH WAS THE ONLY MALE VOICE THEY USED IN THE COMMERCIAL.

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(SOUNDS OF CRICKETS)

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I ONCE WAS LOST...

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PROUDLY WE HAILED,

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THAT THE TWILIGHT'S STAYED GLEAMING...

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I'M LOSING MY MIND.

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BUT THEN WE MET, CODY.

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RIGHT, I'M HERE WITH CODY MORGAN.

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HE'S JUST ABOUT READY TO GO AUDITION.

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CODY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

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- I'M GOOD MAN.
- YEAH?

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YOU READY FOR OUR TEENAGE JUDGES, AND ARMEN?

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IT'S GOING TO BE BRUTAL, MAN, BUT WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.

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HI...

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JUDGES AND ARMEN: HI!

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HOW ARE YOU?

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I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?

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JUDGES: GOOD.

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ARMENT: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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MY NAME IS CODY.

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WHAT SONG ARE YOU SINGING?

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I'M GOING TO SING A SONG THAT I WROTE.

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IT'S CALLED RIGHT FOR ME.

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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

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WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE FEELING, THAT

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I'M GOING TO LEAD YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE.

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BABY, WHAT YOU NEED?

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WHAT YOU WANT?

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ARE CONFLICTING IN YOUR MIND.

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CAROLINE: RIGHT ON.

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IS THAT ABOUT A GIRL?

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IT WAS, IT WAS ABOUT A GIRL.

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GIRL JUDGE: WHAT HAPPENED?

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CODY: I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A MYSTERY.

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(GASP)

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CODY: IT MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT

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CODY!

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TO EVERYONE WHO LISTENS TO IT RIGHT?

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IT MAY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO NAY-NAY.

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IT MAY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO...

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CHAMBERLAIN.

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CODY: CHAMBERLINE?

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YES. (LAUGHS)

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LIKE CAROLINE, RIGHT?

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HE CAN'T READ, BUT THAT'S OKAY.

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YOU'RE DEFINITELY BOY BAND MATERIAL.

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THANKS.

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I HOPE MY FELLOW JUDGES AGREE WITH THAT.

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CAROLINE: YOU MIGHT ME LIKE YOU SHOULD

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BE IN N'SYNC.

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YES, YOU COULD.

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REALLY?

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YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE LOOK.

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I LIKE THE WHOLE COLOR COORDINATION, KIND OF THING

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GOING ON.

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CAROLINE: NICE CHEEKBONES.

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CODY: THANKS.

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I'LL TELL MY PARENTS.

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(LAUGHTER)

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YES FOR ME.

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ALRIGHT IT'S A YAY-YAY, NOT A NAY-NAY.

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ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A YAY-YAY.

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ALRIGHT, THANK YOU.

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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE STILL IN THE RUNNING.

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BE ON THE LOOK OUT WE MAYBE CONTACTING YOU.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYBODY.

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GIRL JUDGE: YOU'RE WELCOME.

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GOOD LUCK WITH THE REST OF THE AUDITIONS.

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ARMEN AND JUDGES: THANK YOU.

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HE WAS GOOD.

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HIS CHEEKBONES WERE SO RED.

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HIS CHEEKBONES...

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HEY...

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JUDGES AND ARMEN: HI!

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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MY NAME IS CARLO SEBASTIAN.

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JUDGES: CARLOS SEBASTIAN...

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WHAT SONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE SINGING?

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I'M GOING TO BE SINGING AN ORIGINAL SONG TODAY.

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WHAT'S IT CALLED?

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IT'S CALLED GOT YOU.

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I MADE IT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND, BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE NEVER

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HEARD IT BECAUSE, SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.

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OH WOW.
ARMEN: CARLOS, I'M SORRY MAN.

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WELL, YOU CAN SAY, "LOOK AT ME NOW."

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ARMEN: SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.

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WHAT?

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CARLOS: HERE WE GO.

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I WOULD DRIVE FOR MILES AND MILES.

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JUST TO SEE YOUR FACE.

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I WOULD CLIMB A MOUNTAIN HIGH.

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JUST TO FEEL YOUR GRACE.

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HE COULD BE THE BAD BOY OF THE GROUP.

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OKAY, THANK YOU, THAT'S GREAT.

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[INTERPOSING VOICES]

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GIRL JUDGE: THAT'S A GOOD THING, THAT'S A GOOD THING.

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GOOD.

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YEAH, REALLY DEEP.

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THAT WAS AMAZING.

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LIKE YOU HAVE THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

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I MEAN, YOU PLAY GUITAR.

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YOU HAVE THE LOOK.

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NAY-NAY: UM, IT'S A YES.

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ONE THING, I LOVED ABOUT IT

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IS HOW MUCH YOU CONNECTED TO LIKE US, AS JUDGES,

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AT LEAST ME, BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

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AND I AGREE WITH NAY-NAY. I THINK YOU'RE THE WHOLE

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PACKAGE. SO I'M GOING TO SAY YES.

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YEAH, I FELT THAT HE CONNECTED MOSTLY WITH ME, UMM...

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(LAUGHING)

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ARMEN: I WAS GOING TO BE HUMOROUS AND SAY NO, BUT

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I'M GOING TO SAY YES.

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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M GOING TO GO LIKE CRY...

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THAT WAS SO SWEET, AND IT SUCKS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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DIDN'T GET TO HEAR IT.

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IT'S A YES, AND I LOVE YOU.

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YOU HAVE 4 YES'. YOU'RE STILL IN THE RUNNING TO BE IN

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OUR BOY BAND.

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SEE IF WE WANT YOU, AND WE'LL POSSIBLY CALL YOU.

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LOVE YOU GUYS. ALRIGHT SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

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JUDGES: BYE!

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ARMEN: SEE YOU, CARLOS.

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I LIKE YOUR BOOTS.

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OH, THANK YOU. (CHUCKLES)

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JOE: NICE. GREAT JOB CARLOS.

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HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

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HONESTLY, I'M STILL SHAKING. YOU SEE THIS YOU GUYS? (LAUGHS)

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JOE: THE BOYS KEPT GETTING BETTER.

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I LIKE YOU. DON FROM GUAM, I LIKE YOU.

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(LAUGHS) AH, THANK YOU.

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TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR,

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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- YOU HAVE 4 YES'
- THANK YOU.

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YOU'RE GOING TO ROUND NUMBER 2.

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OKAY, THANK YOU.

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CONGRATULATIONS. SO FAR YOU'RE IN.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. I APPRECIATE IT.
JUDGES: YOU'RE WELCOME.

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JOE: WE SAW A LOT OF AUDITIONS, AND THE JUDGES STARTED GETTING A LITTLE WEIRD.

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BYE.

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DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT FROM SUPERCUTS?

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ACTUALLY I THINK IT WAS?

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REALLY?

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I'M GOING TO SING AN ORIGINAL.

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IT'S CALLED, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

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ALRIGHT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

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(LAUGHTER) OKAY.

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NO...DON'T...OKAY...SING...

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ARMEN: SO SORRY. PLEASE.

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JOE: THEY SAW BOYS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

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GIRL JUDGE: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

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I'M FROM CHILE.

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(MUMBLE)

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SORRY?

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JOE: THEY SAW BOYS WHO WORKED AT THE FEDEX IN BURBANK.

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WHERE DO YOU WORK?

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FEDEX GROUND IN BURBANK.

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JOE: THEY EVEN SAW BOYS WHO REVOKED THEIR APPEARANCE RELEASE AFTER

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PERFORMING THEIR AUDITION.

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CAN YOU SEE...

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JOE: BUT THEN, JUST AS THE DAY WAS ALMOST OVER WE MET JORDAN.

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ARMEN: HEY HOW'S IT GOING?

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HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?

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JUDGES: HI.

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- HOW YA'LL DOING?
- JUDGES: HI

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ARMEN: HI, AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

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JORDAN COLEMAN.

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OKAY, BEAUTIFUL.

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FUNNY NAME...WHY IT'S SO FUNNY...

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JORDAN: I MEAN, I APPRECIATE IT MAN.

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(LAUGHTER)

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ARMEN: WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT.

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WHAT WILL YOU BE SINGING FOR US TODAY?

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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME.

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ALRIGHT.

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- ARMEN: THAT'S A CLASSIC SONG.
- OLDIE BUT A GOODIE.

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SHORT AND SWEET.

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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME,

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TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD.

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BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK,

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I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK,

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FOR IT'S ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM,

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IF THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME.

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FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT,

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AT THE OLD BALL GAME.

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THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL ENDING JORDAN.

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YEAH, I SEE YOU HAVING A LOT OF POTENTIAL.

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OKAY.

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- I THINK YOU WOULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ADD TO THE GROUP.
- JORDAN: WOW.

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SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

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ALRIGHT.

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BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU HAVE A LOT OF STRENGTH IN YOUR VOICE.

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I CAN TELL YOU WERE KIND OF HOLDING BACK A LITTLE.

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A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW.

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YEAH, I THINK IT'S A YES, FOR ME. GOOD JOB.

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WOW, THANK YOU.

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FOR ME, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I, I WANT TO SEE YOU SING...

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- LIKE ALL KINDS OF STUFF THAT ISN'T TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME.
- JORDAN: OKAY.

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WHICH IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE THAT MEANS I WAS FEELING GOOD, SO THAT'S A YES FOR ME.

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- OH NICE, NICE. YES. THANK YOU.
- ARMEN: I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT

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THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY, REALLY LIKE BEAUTIFUL.

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(LAUGHS)

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YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S IRONICALLY BEAUTIFUL. LIKE THAT WAS REALLY NICE.

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CAROLINE: WELL I MEAN, TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO

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BE LIKE, "OH WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING."

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OKAY.

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CAROLINE: BUT IT WAS

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JORDAN: THANK YOU.

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AND UMM, IT'S A YES.

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WOW, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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IT'S UP TO YOU CHAMBERLINE.

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CHAMBERLINE: IT IS.

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IT'S DOWN TO YOU.

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I THINK YOU HAVE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

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I DO LIKE CAROLINE SAID, YOU DON'T THINK THAT SONG COULD BECOME

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LIKE ACTUALLY A REALLY PRETTY SONG.

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JORDAN: WOW. THANK YOU.

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YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB, AND YOU HAVE A REALLY STRONG VOICE, AND

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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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JORDAN: WOW. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK ALL OF YA'LL.

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ARME: SO YEAH, CONGRATS. YOU MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND.

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JUDGES: (CLAPPING) CONGRATULATIONS.

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JOE: TODAY, THE GIRLS AND ARMEN AN UNPRECEDENTED 37 BOYS, AND VOTED

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IN 8 UNANIMOUSLY.

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NOW THE JUDGES HAVE TO GO OFF, AND DELIBERATE AND DECIDE, WHICH

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BOYS WILL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT CHAPTER, OF THE AMAZING STORY OF

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BOY SEARCH.

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