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Additional Credits:
Armen Weitzman - Producer
Joe Hartzler - Producer
Piper Reese - Producer
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Chamberlain Kurto - Producer
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Kevin Stewart - Producer
Hudson Schaffer - Producer
Val Del Rosario - Producer
Taylor Tompkins - Producer
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Published January 20, 2014

I'M JOE HARTZLER.
AND I'M PIPER REESE.
WE'RE HERE AT THE HISTORIC BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER
IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES.
THIS ICONIC STAGE HAS BEEN USED FOR COUNTLESS PUPPET SHOES.
BUT TODAY, WE'RE NOT SEEING PUPPETS,
WE'RE SEEING BOYS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE HOLDING AUDITIONS TO BE IN THE WORLDS NEXT
GREAT BOY BAND.
BUT DO THESE BOYS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO
MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE?
WE'LL FIND OUT, AS WE BEGIN
BOY SEARCH.
WELL, THIS ROOM IS EMPTY NOW THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM,
BUT IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, IT WILL BE FILLED WITH BOYS, AND
BUZZING WITH DREAMS.
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL, OUR JUDGES ARE
WAITING TO MEET THE BOYS, AND DECIDE IF THEY HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THE WORLDS NEXT GREAT BOY BAND.
JOE: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
THESE BOYS WILL AUDITION WITH AN ORIGINAL OR A
PUBLIC DOMAIN SONG FOR OUR TEENAGE JUDGES AND ARMEN.
TO PASS TO THE NEXT ROUND, THEY'LL NEED TO BE VOTED IN
UNANIMOUSLY BY THE JUDGES.
THEN THEY'LL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING IN THE NEXT GREAT
BOY BAND.
ALRIGHT, SEND IN THE FIRST SPECIAL BOY.
(LAUGHING)
CHAMEBERLAIN: WHAT?
THEY'RE SPECIAL.
WELL THEY ALL ARE SPECIAL TO ME.
ARMEN: HEY - HOW'S IT GOING THERE?
JUDGES: HI!
HI.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
MY NAME IS CARLOS CORIANO.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
CARLOS: I'M 18.
YOU GUYS READY?
- JUDGES: YES...WE'RE READY
- ARMEN: WE ARE.
O SAY CAN YOU SEE,
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT,
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING,
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS,
THROUGH THE CAROLOUS FIGHT,
CHAMBERLAIN: OH I THINK THAT'S GOOD.
I HAVE A QUESTION.
DID YOU SAY CAROLUS?
CORRECT.
NAY-NAY: OKAY.
(LAUGHING)
CHAMBERLAIN: OKAY. I THINK THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH FOR ME AT
THIS TIME.
JUDGES: THANK YOU...THANKS FOR COMING
- ARMEN: THANK YOU CARLOS.
JOE: THE FIRST BATCH OF THE BOYS WEREN'T EXACTLY THE PICK OF THE LITTER.
YEAH, I GOT TO SING WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THIS YEAR, AND I, UH...
I'M JUST GOING TO BOY BAND IT OUT.
I ONCE WAS LOST BUT NOW I'M FOUND...
DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SINGING, LIKE HOW YOU SOUNDED?
HE SAID THAT I SOUNDED GOOD, AND UH, THEY USED MY VOICE,
WHICH WAS THE ONLY MALE VOICE THEY USED IN THE COMMERCIAL.
(SOUNDS OF CRICKETS)
I ONCE WAS LOST...
PROUDLY WE HAILED,
THAT THE TWILIGHT'S STAYED GLEAMING...
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
BUT THEN WE MET, CODY.
RIGHT, I'M HERE WITH CODY MORGAN.
HE'S JUST ABOUT READY TO GO AUDITION.
CODY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- I'M GOOD MAN.
- YEAH?
YOU READY FOR OUR TEENAGE JUDGES, AND ARMEN?
IT'S GOING TO BE BRUTAL, MAN, BUT WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.
HI...
JUDGES AND ARMEN: HI!
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?
JUDGES: GOOD.
ARMENT: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
MY NAME IS CODY.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU SINGING?
I'M GOING TO SING A SONG THAT I WROTE.
IT'S CALLED RIGHT FOR ME.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE FEELING, THAT
I'M GOING TO LEAD YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE.
BABY, WHAT YOU NEED?
WHAT YOU WANT?
ARE CONFLICTING IN YOUR MIND.
CAROLINE: RIGHT ON.
IS THAT ABOUT A GIRL?
IT WAS, IT WAS ABOUT A GIRL.
GIRL JUDGE: WHAT HAPPENED?
CODY: I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A MYSTERY.
(GASP)
CODY: IT MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT
CODY!
TO EVERYONE WHO LISTENS TO IT RIGHT?
IT MAY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO NAY-NAY.
IT MAY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO...
CHAMBERLAIN.
CODY: CHAMBERLINE?
YES. (LAUGHS)
LIKE CAROLINE, RIGHT?
HE CAN'T READ, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY BOY BAND MATERIAL.
THANKS.
I HOPE MY FELLOW JUDGES AGREE WITH THAT.
CAROLINE: YOU MIGHT ME LIKE YOU SHOULD
BE IN N'SYNC.
YES, YOU COULD.
REALLY?
YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE LOOK.
I LIKE THE WHOLE COLOR COORDINATION, KIND OF THING
GOING ON.
CAROLINE: NICE CHEEKBONES.
CODY: THANKS.
I'LL TELL MY PARENTS.
(LAUGHTER)
YES FOR ME.
ALRIGHT IT'S A YAY-YAY, NOT A NAY-NAY.
ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A YAY-YAY.
ALRIGHT, THANK YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE STILL IN THE RUNNING.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT WE MAYBE CONTACTING YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYBODY.
GIRL JUDGE: YOU'RE WELCOME.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE REST OF THE AUDITIONS.
ARMEN AND JUDGES: THANK YOU.
HE WAS GOOD.
HIS CHEEKBONES WERE SO RED.
HIS CHEEKBONES...
HEY...
JUDGES AND ARMEN: HI!
HOW'S IT GOING?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
MY NAME IS CARLO SEBASTIAN.
JUDGES: CARLOS SEBASTIAN...
WHAT SONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE SINGING?
I'M GOING TO BE SINGING AN ORIGINAL SONG TODAY.
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
IT'S CALLED GOT YOU.
I MADE IT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND, BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE NEVER
HEARD IT BECAUSE, SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
OH WOW.
ARMEN: CARLOS, I'M SORRY MAN.
WELL, YOU CAN SAY, "LOOK AT ME NOW."
ARMEN: SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.
WHAT?
CARLOS: HERE WE GO.
I WOULD DRIVE FOR MILES AND MILES.
JUST TO SEE YOUR FACE.
I WOULD CLIMB A MOUNTAIN HIGH.
JUST TO FEEL YOUR GRACE.
HE COULD BE THE BAD BOY OF THE GROUP.
OKAY, THANK YOU, THAT'S GREAT.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GIRL JUDGE: THAT'S A GOOD THING, THAT'S A GOOD THING.
GOOD.
YEAH, REALLY DEEP.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
LIKE YOU HAVE THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
I MEAN, YOU PLAY GUITAR.
YOU HAVE THE LOOK.
NAY-NAY: UM, IT'S A YES.
ONE THING, I LOVED ABOUT IT
IS HOW MUCH YOU CONNECTED TO LIKE US, AS JUDGES,
AT LEAST ME, BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
AND I AGREE WITH NAY-NAY. I THINK YOU'RE THE WHOLE
PACKAGE. SO I'M GOING TO SAY YES.
YEAH, I FELT THAT HE CONNECTED MOSTLY WITH ME, UMM...
(LAUGHING)
ARMEN: I WAS GOING TO BE HUMOROUS AND SAY NO, BUT
I'M GOING TO SAY YES.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M GOING TO GO LIKE CRY...
THAT WAS SO SWEET, AND IT SUCKS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
DIDN'T GET TO HEAR IT.
IT'S A YES, AND I LOVE YOU.
YOU HAVE 4 YES'. YOU'RE STILL IN THE RUNNING TO BE IN
OUR BOY BAND.
SEE IF WE WANT YOU, AND WE'LL POSSIBLY CALL YOU.
LOVE YOU GUYS. ALRIGHT SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
JUDGES: BYE!
ARMEN: SEE YOU, CARLOS.
I LIKE YOUR BOOTS.
OH, THANK YOU. (CHUCKLES)
JOE: NICE. GREAT JOB CARLOS.
HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
HONESTLY, I'M STILL SHAKING. YOU SEE THIS YOU GUYS? (LAUGHS)
JOE: THE BOYS KEPT GETTING BETTER.
I LIKE YOU. DON FROM GUAM, I LIKE YOU.
(LAUGHS) AH, THANK YOU.
TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR,
CONGRATULATIONS.
- YOU HAVE 4 YES'
- THANK YOU.
YOU'RE GOING TO ROUND NUMBER 2.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS. SO FAR YOU'RE IN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. I APPRECIATE IT.
JUDGES: YOU'RE WELCOME.
JOE: WE SAW A LOT OF AUDITIONS, AND THE JUDGES STARTED GETTING A LITTLE WEIRD.
BYE.
DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT FROM SUPERCUTS?
ACTUALLY I THINK IT WAS?
REALLY?
I'M GOING TO SING AN ORIGINAL.
IT'S CALLED, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
ALRIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
NO...DON'T...OKAY...SING...
ARMEN: SO SORRY. PLEASE.
JOE: THEY SAW BOYS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.
GIRL JUDGE: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
I'M FROM CHILE.
(MUMBLE)
SORRY?
JOE: THEY SAW BOYS WHO WORKED AT THE FEDEX IN BURBANK.
WHERE DO YOU WORK?
FEDEX GROUND IN BURBANK.
JOE: THEY EVEN SAW BOYS WHO REVOKED THEIR APPEARANCE RELEASE AFTER
PERFORMING THEIR AUDITION.
CAN YOU SEE...
JOE: BUT THEN, JUST AS THE DAY WAS ALMOST OVER WE MET JORDAN.
ARMEN: HEY HOW'S IT GOING?
HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
JUDGES: HI.
- HOW YA'LL DOING?
- JUDGES: HI
ARMEN: HI, AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
JORDAN COLEMAN.
OKAY, BEAUTIFUL.
FUNNY NAME...WHY IT'S SO FUNNY...
JORDAN: I MEAN, I APPRECIATE IT MAN.
(LAUGHTER)
ARMEN: WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT.
WHAT WILL YOU BE SINGING FOR US TODAY?
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME.
ALRIGHT.
- ARMEN: THAT'S A CLASSIC SONG.
- OLDIE BUT A GOODIE.
SHORT AND SWEET.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME,
TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD.
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK,
I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK,
FOR IT'S ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM,
IF THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME.
FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT,
AT THE OLD BALL GAME.
THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL ENDING JORDAN.
YEAH, I SEE YOU HAVING A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
OKAY.
- I THINK YOU WOULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ADD TO THE GROUP.
- JORDAN: WOW.
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
ALRIGHT.
BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU HAVE A LOT OF STRENGTH IN YOUR VOICE.
I CAN TELL YOU WERE KIND OF HOLDING BACK A LITTLE.
A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW.
YEAH, I THINK IT'S A YES, FOR ME. GOOD JOB.
WOW, THANK YOU.
FOR ME, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I, I WANT TO SEE YOU SING...
- LIKE ALL KINDS OF STUFF THAT ISN'T TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME.
- JORDAN: OKAY.
WHICH IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE THAT MEANS I WAS FEELING GOOD, SO THAT'S A YES FOR ME.
- OH NICE, NICE. YES. THANK YOU.
- ARMEN: I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT
THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY, REALLY LIKE BEAUTIFUL.
(LAUGHS)
YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S IRONICALLY BEAUTIFUL. LIKE THAT WAS REALLY NICE.
CAROLINE: WELL I MEAN, TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE LIKE, "OH WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING."
OKAY.
CAROLINE: BUT IT WAS
JORDAN: THANK YOU.
AND UMM, IT'S A YES.
WOW, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
IT'S UP TO YOU CHAMBERLINE.
CHAMBERLINE: IT IS.
IT'S DOWN TO YOU.
I THINK YOU HAVE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
I DO LIKE CAROLINE SAID, YOU DON'T THINK THAT SONG COULD BECOME
LIKE ACTUALLY A REALLY PRETTY SONG.
JORDAN: WOW. THANK YOU.
YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB, AND YOU HAVE A REALLY STRONG VOICE, AND
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
JORDAN: WOW. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK ALL OF YA'LL.
ARME: SO YEAH, CONGRATS. YOU MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND.
JUDGES: (CLAPPING) CONGRATULATIONS.
JOE: TODAY, THE GIRLS AND ARMEN AN UNPRECEDENTED 37 BOYS, AND VOTED
IN 8 UNANIMOUSLY.
NOW THE JUDGES HAVE TO GO OFF, AND DELIBERATE AND DECIDE, WHICH
BOYS WILL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT CHAPTER, OF THE AMAZING STORY OF
BOY SEARCH.

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