Manny Pacquiao begins his transition into the world of professional wrestling with... more »
Published January 23, 2015 270k views Immortal More Info »
Full Credits
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Manny Pacquiao: Self
Brian Huskey: Chet Carmichael
Dwayne Johnson: Wrestler/Stuntman
Garry Shandling: Self
Alex Richanbach: writer/director
Michael Burke:
writer/director/editor
Dan Bernstein:
Producer
Eleanor Winkler:
Producer/Coordinator
Sean Dacanay:
1st AD
Matt Sweeney:
DP
Wardrobe:
Jordy Scheinberg
Production Design:
Tricia Robertson
Hair/MU:
Jen Osborne
Chris Bennet:
Sound Mixer for BoTown Sound
Stats & Data
4,962 Funny Votes
1,330 Die Votes
271,635 Views
Published: January 23, 2015
Transcript


> I'M MANNY PACQUIAO, THE WBO WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION.
BUT I'M NOT JUST A BOXER. I'M ALSO A PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER,
A POLITICIAN, IN FACT, I HAVE A DOCUMENTARY COMING OUT ABOUT MY LIFE.
BOXING IS GREAT, BUT IT DOESN'T LET ME SHOW ALL THE SIDES OF MY PERSONALITY.

> WHEN MANNY SAID HE WANTED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER I THOUGHT,
THIS IS GENIUS, I MEAN THIS IS NOT A MISTAKE.
THIS IS NOT A HUGE DESTRUCTIVE MOVE IN HIS CAREER. NOT AT ALL.
BUT I SAID, IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, WE HAVE TO HAVE THE
RIGHT WRESTLING PERSONA.

> THE MAN-NY.

> I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS, THEN I'M GOING TO
TAKE CARE OF YOU.

> THE DIVA.
THE DIRTY POLITICIAN.

> ARE YOU READY,
FOR CAMPAIGN FINANCIAL REFORM.

> YEAH.
MANNY YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE IS THE TANGO.
WHEN YOU GET IN THAT RING YOU DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING.
HOW ABOUT THE FLYING FILIPINO?
LIKE A FLYING SQUIRREL OFF THE TOP OF THE ROPE, AND I LAND, AND I
KNOCK THE GUY OUT.

> O-OK, OK. YOU'RE THE FLYING FILIPINO--

> YEAH.

> --WHO ALSO DANCES.
YOU FEEL?

> THIS IS HOW YOU TANGO.

> HE'S GOT IT.
AH, GEESH.
WOW.
ALRIGHT DO THAT IN THE RING. ALRIGHT? DO THAT IN THE RING.
WHOA ...
BRING IT BACK.
MANNY HAS TO LEARN TO WORK THE CROWD, SO I BOUGHT IN ONE
OF THE GREATEST COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME, GARRY SHANDLING.

> LOOKING HERE--

> DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

> I'M GOING TO GET ALL THE ...
I'M THINKING ABOUT LIKE THIS ... .

> SO THIS IS WHERE I WOULD NORMALLY HIT YOU EXCEPT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COMEDY.
I WOULD HIT YOU ... SO YOU COME OUT ON STAGE LIKE WHEN YOU COME
INTO THE RING, BUT NOW INSTEAD OF HITTING, YOU'RE GOING TO SAY
"HOW ARE YA?", "WHERE ARE YA FROM?"

> HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU - LIKE THAT?

> YEAH, YOU'RE A NATURAL.

> HE'S NOT LOOKING. HE'S NOT LOOKING.

> YOU'RE A BUTTERFLY, I'M A DRAGON, GO.
NOW LAND ON MY FINGER.
LAND ON MY (bleep) FINGER.
LAND ON MY FINGER!
ALRIGHT.
TRAINING'S DONE. IT'S TIME TO GET YOU IN THE RING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

> I'M READY.

> (ANNOUNCER): NOW ENTERING THE RING AT 5 FOOT 6 AND A HALF,
STRAIGHT FROM THE FILIPINO CONGRESS FLOOR, THE MAN-NY.

> THIS IS THE TANGO.
THIS IS THE TANGO.
(the other opponent is grunting)
(the bell rings)

> WELL HE WON, SO, MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST BOX.
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
(someone is singing "I will always love you")
(the trainer is singing "I will always love you")

> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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