I'm like a cross between Gene Simmons hair and Turkey Jerky. My favorite thing to do is early morni...
more >I'm like a cross between Gene Simmons hair and Turkey Jerky. My favorite thing to do is early morning naked coked up walks on the beach while dragging a dead body with my getto blaster blairing Tony Robbins Personal Power. My hobbies are video taping myself having sex with my blow up doll named Elenor Katrina Windsner the IV and making them into home movies which I've entitled 'Holler For Jesus Martinez The Denny's Dishwasher Series'. I give them away free every Tuesday in front of Bob's Barbecue and TV Repair in Tarzana. You can't miss me I'm the guy with the forced smile wearing the Caption Kangaroo Costum and shinny black tap dance shoes with the guitar case full of DVD's.
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Walking Tall
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Drinking bear and eating pussie! Fuck yeah it’s 69 time… really funny! He is the singer from the hardcore punk band new dead radio.
(posted about 8 months ago)
Man, Oh Man! Kerouac would have laughed so hard we’d have spared ourselves the trouble. GOD BLESS JACK KEROUAC!!!!
(posted about 9 months ago)
Oh my God! This is my new favorite! When does the album come out? And get this guy to a men’s room! LOLOL
(posted about 9 months ago)
highway 69 forever, I don’t know—sounds like a hit to me…
(posted about 10 months ago)
All I have to say about this is YES it’s so right. Super funny for some disturbing reason. .....long live Sam Suicide….
(posted about 10 months ago)
Your all stars are fucking awesome!!!
(posted about 10 months ago)