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Nick Swardson Baby Stand Up

"Hanging out with a baby is like hanging out with a really, really smally and really, really hammered person."

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Added about 1 year ago

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Keywords: Nick Swardson Hanging Out Really Really babies women drunk vomit naked Reno 911

Credits: Nick Swardson

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jasonbr

jasonbr

Nick is is funny and sooo adorable. I want to hold him like a baby. (seriously.. I do.. well no seriously.. but I do)

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palegurl

palegurl

Minnesota pride!

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rosyjane

rosyjane

That was really cute!!!

posted about 10 months ago · Report Spam

rocko

rocko

The drunk baby idea is brilliant. I gotta try that out.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

WebCred

WebCred

yea really though

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simply_yvette

Ah…. I wonder how a DRUNK baby would act… just sayin’ lol

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gracie_rmz

gracie_rmz

You can hold me baby!

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Leothe2nd

Leothe2nd

that was funny.

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marykelly

marykelly

:D

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