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Before viewing this video, we ask that you turn off all cell phones and pagers and remind you that no outside food or drink is permitted... Welcome to DOLLAR THEATER, an irreverently cartoonish comedy series about a sleazy movie theater in Harlem. For the first time ever, the two pilot episodes of this award-winning internet sensation are available on one beautifully mastered DVD, complete with director commentary, a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes and much more! So turn off your cellphones and pagers, mark the nearest fire exit and settle in for two hours of high-concept, low-brow hilarity! Episode 01: VIVA LE THÉÂTRE DOLLAR - The battlelines are drawn as a lavish new multiplex known as the "Sit-N-Watch" sprouts up across the street from Harlem's famed Dollar Theater. Manager Cecil Benedict soon realizes it'll take more than discounted ticket prices to take on this commercial colossus. With the hapless help of his discourteous staff, he'll transform the Dollar into a theater worth it's weight in pocket-change. Episode 2: BLACK LIKE US - When Tatiana proudly reveals her new booty-implants, Cecil and Watts soon fall under their jiggly spell. But after overhearing that Tatiana is saving her renovated rump for a "smooth O.G. black man," the "race" is on as the smitten duo duke it out in a bout for the booty. Each will do everything in his power to convince the mocha maiden he is blackest of them all. DOWNLOAD TWO FREE EPISODES AT WWW.DOLLARTHEATER.TV... Trust us, getting what you paid for was never so cheap! « less
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Before viewing this video, we ask that you turn off all cell phones and pagers and remind you that no outside food or drink is permitted... Welcome to DOLLAR THEATER, an irreverently cartoonish comedy series about a sleazy movie theater in Harlem. For the first time ever, the two pilot episodes of this award-winning internet sensation are available on one beautifully mastered DVD, complete with director commentary, a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes and much more! So turn off your cellphones and pagers, mark the nearest fire exit and settle in for two hours of high-concept, low-brow hilarity! Episode 01: VIVA LE THÉÂTRE DOLLAR - The battlelines are drawn as a lavish new multiplex known as the "Sit-N-Watch" sprouts up across the street from Harlem's famed Dollar Theater. Manager Cecil Benedict soon realizes it'll take more than discounted ticket prices to take on this commercial colossus. With the hapless help of his discourteous staff, he'll transform the Dollar into a theater worth it's weight in pocket-change. Episode 2: BLACK LIKE US - When Tatiana proudly reveals her new booty-implants, Cecil and Watts soon fall under their jiggly spell. But after overhearing that Tatiana is saving her renovated rump for a "smooth O.G. black man," the "race" is on as the smitten duo duke it out in a bout for the booty. Each will do everything in his power to convince the mocha maiden he is blackest of them all. DOWNLOAD TWO FREE EPISODES AT WWW.DOLLARTHEATER.TV... Trust us, getting what you paid for was never so cheap!
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