Vibrators can be dangerous.
Published July 06, 2012 550k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Glen Powell, Madeline Walter, Rhoda Pell, The Vibrator
Directed by Daniel Zagayer
Produced by Adam Aseraf and Hunter Cope
Written by Adam Aseraf and Hunter Cope
Director of Photography – Morgan Demeter
Edited by Daniel Zagayer
Art Director – Devin Ballard
Production Designer – Margalit Surkin
Sound by BoTown Sound
On Set Sound by Danny Carpenter
Make Up & Hair – Maeve Showalter
Composer - Leland Cox
Sound Mixer - Danny Langa
1st AD - Fransisco Cortez
Gaffer - Eric Foss
Set Dresser - Gianpaolo Gonzalez
1st AC – Eric Matos
Set PA – Brandon Lippincott
Special Thanks to Whitney Taubman, Eric Pettis, Chelsea Pitillo, Matt Cope
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Published: July 06, 2012

[ominous music]
[hooting owl]
Madeline Walter: Hey baby.
Glen Powell: Yeah?
Madeline Walter: Do you mind
if I like,
Madeline Walter: spice things
up a little bit?
Glen Powell: Uh, yeah.
Glen Powell: What did you
have in mind?
Madeline Walter: Do you mind if
we use my vibrator?
Madeline Walter: Oh my God.
That was amazing.
Madeline Walter: You know,
Madeline Walter: I don't think we're ever not
going to use my vibrator again.
Glen Powell: Yeah.
Glen Powell: Definitely.
Glen Powell: That's the past.
Madeline Walter: Alright sweetie,
I'm off to work.
Glen Powell: Okay, have a good day.
[door closes]
[vibrating sound]
Madeline Walter: Madeline: (Voiceover) I don't
think we're ever not
Madeline Walter: going to use
my vibrator again.
[TV plays in the background]
[door knocks]
Glen Powell: Who is it?
[harder knocks]
Glen Powell: Oh.
Glen Powell: Mrs. Tomashova.
Glen Powell: What are you
doing here?
Rhoda Pell: The mailman delivered your
mail down to my place.
Rhoda Pell: So I just thought I'd
bring it up to you.
Glen Powell: Oh. How nice of you.
Rhoda Pell: Oh, and Taddy, do
you like strawberries?
Glen Powell: Strawberries?
Rhoda Pell: Because I made you a
delicious strawberry gelatin.
Rhoda Pell: With a huge fucking
vibrator in it.
Rhoda Pell: (Demonic Voice) It won't
stop vibrating.
Glen Powell: Stop!
Glen Powell: I need to destroy
the vibrator.
Glen Powell: You better than
me bitch?
Glen Powell: You think you're
better than me?
Glen Powell: Fuck you.
Glen Powell: You are not going
to take her from me.
[he whines]
[he's laughing]
Glen Powell: I gotta a new hole
for you vibrator.
[laughing]
[vibrator is malfunctioning]
Glen Powell: I will never be replaced!
Madeline Walter: Hey sweetie.
Glen Powell: What's up babe?
Madeline Walter: You came to bed
late last night.
Glen Powell: Yeah. Yeah, I had some
stuff to take care of.
Madeline Walter: Okay.
Madeline Walter: Hey, a weird
question,
Madeline Walter: have you seen my
vibrator anywhere?
Glen Powell: No.
Glen Powell: I haven't.
Glen Powell: Why?
Madeline Walter: I can't find it anywhere.
I guess I just misplaced it.
Glen Powell: That is a
bummer.
Glen Powell: Oh well.
Madeline Walter: Oh, it's no big deal.
Madeline Walter: I picked up another
one this morning.
[ominous music]
[thundering and lightning]
[music continues]

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