Lose weight with the Ever After Cleanse!

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Jennifer Mangan, actress/writer, producer

Transcript

Ladies, have you ever felt fat? Chubby, pudgy, no matter what yo-yo diet you've tried? First of all, don't blame yourselves, it's DNA. Blame your mother, that's always worked for me. But I'm not here today to talk about my mother--that's a separate show.

Today I'm here to tell you about this revolutionary new product call the Ever After Cleanse, with Miracle Suck. All you need to do is take this Miracle Suck attachment and attach it to your vacuum hose. Turn the vacuum on and shove it where the sun doesn't shine! Best of all, you only need to use this attachment once, because after that, you'll die of internal bleeding. But your corpse will look fantastic!

And let's face it ladies, it's either this or actually get off your lazy ass and exercise!

Call now 1-800-SUCK-MEE. That's 1-800-S-U-C-K-M-E-E. Or visit our website www.idratherbedeadthanfat.com
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