Because we've all been through some shitty breakups, been one hell of a hot mess,... more »
Because we've all been through some shitty breakups, been one hell of a hot mess, and made our own "wallow worthy" concoctions like a cheeto/chocolate cake...right?? Tell me it's not just me!? Drawn from a collection of my and my friends' break up experiences, "My Insides Are Dying," is about going through that "Big Breakup" and having kick-ass friends on damage control to help you through it. Because sometimes it does feel like your insides are dying....but that might be from your cheeto cake. Vibrator sold seperately.
Written by: Katie Wilbert
Director of Photography: Morgan Demeter
Starring: Kelsi, Amy Maestri and Katie Wilbert
Editing: Ben Renschen
Crew: Adam Garcia and Israel Grajeda « less
Jesus Sarah! What the hell have you
done to this place?
Ow! Oh my god. Is that a dead animal?
Sarah, have you been feeding
Pumpkin? She’s around here
Holy fuck, Sarah, did you let you
No. She’s just tired and sad, like
Ew, are you sitting on
Ben’s crappy shit?
It’s all I have left of him Mandy!
Don’t judge me.
He didn’t die Sis, he left you,
there’s a difference--
I would feel better if he had died!
(Beat) No I wouldn’t
SARAH begins to cry, she shovels more cake into her mouth.
Oh no, Sar Bear, don’t cry! Hey!
Guess what? I got you something!
ABBEY shakes a gift bag at SARAH.
Prozac? A new heart?
Er, no... Something even better!
ABBEY pulls out a BOXED VIBRATOR.
I don’t want a vibrator Abbey! I
just got dumped by the only man
I’ve ever loved. I just want
Ben--Ben had the perfect penis.
Too bad you didn’t think to mold
his penis before he dumped you, then we could’ve made you a custom cock.
Hey Sar, if you don’t want this
one, can I keep it? It’s like a
super nice one--it’s got like a
suction cup end, so you can stick
it to the walls and stuff--
SARAH and MANDY stop and stare at ABBEY.
I don’t want to think about you
fucking every wall of your house!
Wow, okay slut shamer! Take off
your judgey pants will ya?
Put your slut pants back ON you
Will you guys shut up!
Sarah! I’m gonna need you to put
down the chocolate cake, and get up
before your legs atrophy. I don’t
even want to know how long you’ve
been in this exact spot-
Smells like 3 days--
MANDY reaches for the cake, SARAH pulls it in closer.
Give me the cake!
No! I made it, it’s mine, you can’t
have it! You won’t appreciate it
like I will. No one will! NO ONE!
MANDY yanks the cake away and tosses it into a pile of
clutter on the floor. MANDY grabs a cup of water and a straw
and gives it to SARAH.
Drink this-- you’re probably so
dehydrated you’re delusional.
SARAH leans in to take a sip from the straw. She gets some
water into her mouth and then limply spits it out.
I don't like it...
You look like a sad drunk baby who
just spat up on herself.
Be nice to me! I’m heartbroken!
Babe, you’re a hot mess! Only, you
no longer look hot. You smell, and
you look like a homeless person,
that shirt is seriously
Is that his shirt?
Take it off. Now.
But it smells like him--
It smells like body odor and
You were wearing two of his shirts?
I got cold.
You could try some pants next time.
I can’t do this.
You have to.
But I- I-
MANDY lays down on the ground next to SARAH.
Hey, look at me. You’re going to be
ok. And not just because that’s
what I’m suppose to say, but
because I know you. You may not
have your shit together now, but
you usually do, because you’re the
strongest person I know.
It feels like my insides are dying-
Well that might be more from the
chocolate cake, and flaming hot cheetos, and whatever this Pepsi White shit is... What the hell is Pepsi White?
ABBEY examines a soda can curiously.
It’s yogurt flavored pepsi. It’s
not very good.
You drank 12 cans of it-
You become numb to the flavor afte
can number five.
You’ve become a sad gross little
Go suck one Abbey.
Tis’ not I who should be sucking
one Sar Bear- This is an exciting
time for you babe! There are so
many hot guys in LA and you deserve
to be properly man handled by every
single one of them.
I can’t even think about kissing
That is where you and I totally
Alright Sarah, in 3 seconds I am
going to help you up off this
floor, and then we’re gonna get you
showered and wash--
(looks sarah up and down,
ushers to her grossness)
All of the crustiness away. Ok?
Ready? (beat) 1- 2- 3!
SARAH groans. MANDY helps SARAH up.