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Hampton Yount
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Baron Vaughn
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Christian Heuer
- Executive Producer
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Funny Or Die
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Eleanor Winkler
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Alex Scordelis
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Ben Forman
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Hampton Yount as Crow and Baron Vaughn as Servo
Puppeteers Grant Baciocco and Russ Walko
Executive Producer Christian Heuer and Lauren Palmigiano
Producer Eleanor Winkler
Writer/ Director Alex Scordelis
Coordinator Jasmin Guzman
DP Richard Card
1st AC Amelia Card
Gaffer Jason Juhl Gray
Grip Nate Poniatowski
Sound Ben Forman
PA Edgar Castillo
Publicity Manager Sarah J. De Bruin
Producer Ivan Askwith
Camera Assistant: Star Wars Auditions,
Tom Servo Screen Test.
Camera Assistant: Marker.
[whistling]
Director: Slate your name please.
Baron Vaughn: I'm Tom Servo.
SAG-AFTRA. Equity. DGA.
Director: Slate your name.
Hampton Yount: Crow T. Robot. Non-union.
Baron Vaughn: I'll be reading for
the part of Kylo Ren.
Director: Oh sorry. We have you
down for BB-8.
Baron Vaughn: Oh. Okay, because
I'm a robot. A tin man's a
Baron Vaughn: tin man, right, because
we all look alike.
Hampton Yount: Beep. Beep. Beep.
What's with this dialogue?
Director: Thats's how BB communicates.
He beeps.
Hampton Yount: So one robot is
fluent in over 6 million
Hampton Yount: forms of communication, and
walks around on two legs
Hampton Yount: comprehending subtle cultural
and environmental
Hampton Yount: nuances, and the
other one beeps?
Director: Yes.
Baron Vaughn: Just let me
play Han Solo.
Director: We've already given
that part to Harrison Ford.
Baron Vaughn: What? The hack from Sabrina?
The clown with
Baron Vaughn: the pierced ear?
Hampton Yount: Which one of you is
George Lucas?
Hampton Yount: Is it you?
Oh, I'm sorry ma'am.
[beeping]
Baron Vaughn: You know, we don't
all beep. I've actually
Baron Vaughn: never met a bot
that beeped.
Hampton Yount: Beep. Beep.
You know what?
Hampton Yount: No. I'll tell you what
I think of this beeping.
Hampton Yount: I think this [bleep]
robot is [bleep]
Hampton Yount: in a [bleep] with a
[bleep], who [bleep].
Director: Thank you. That was
very good.
Director: We'll be in touch.
Hampton Yount: Do you guys want to
take a look at my script?
Hampton Yount: Earth vs. Soup?
Director: No, we're good.
Hampton Yount: I'll text it
to you.
[beep]
[music]
[Funny or Die ending jingle]
