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From the producers of Sharknado 2, it's SHARKLUMBO. It's a shark. And it's also Peter Falk as Columbo.
Published August 10, 2014 96k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
SHARKLUMBO (voice) - Kevin Pollak
SHARKLUMBO (body) - Bryan Cook
JEWELER - Owen Burke
BUSINESSMAN - Ryan Stanger
WIDOW - Gina Gershon
FORENSIC AGENT(s) - Billy Jones, Grant Lease, Sean Dacanay
CREW:
Director(s) - Jack Bishop & Justin Nijm
Executive Producer - Jason Carden
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Associate Producer - Eleanor Winkler
Associate Producer - Sam Fischell
Writer - Jake Fogelnest
Editors - Jack Bishop & Justin Nijm
Animator - Doug Bayne
1st AD - Sean Dacanay
DP - Barry Elmore
1st AC - Cynthia Hatfield
Gaffer - Bill Coleman
Key Grip - Jerome Joves
Swing - Alan Joseph Waring
H&MU - Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe Stylist - Sasha Goldenberger
Production Design - Micah Embry
Art Director - Nicole Case
Set Decorator - Chelsea Turner
Sound - JP Robelot (from BoTown Sound)
PA - Becca Scheuer
PA - E.E. Winkler
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Published August 10, 2014

(dramatic music rolls in)

> Narrator: FROM THE PRODUCERS
OF SHARKNADO 2.
(camera shutter is heard as
pictures are taken)

> Male Voice: LIEUTENANT...

> PARDON ME DOES ANYONE
HAVE A PENCIL PLEASE?
(stadium party music plays)
YOU KNOW MY WIFE GIVES ME
A PENCIL EVERY MORNING.
I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO
HOLD ON TO IT.

> WOW, THAT'S WONDERFUL TO KNOW.
NOW IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE I CAN HELP YOU--

> NO, NO, NO, THIS
SHOULD BE JUST FINE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR
COOPERATION.
OH, THERE'S ONE MORE THING.
(man screams)

> Narrator: THE INTERNET IS ALREADY
FREAKING OUT ABOUT SHARKLUMBO.

> I'LL LIGHT THIS QUAKE,
AND THEN I PROMISE I'LL BE OUT
OF YOUR HAIR.

> IT'S NO PROBLEM
LIEUTENANT SHARKLUMBO.

> I WAS GOING OVER THE
TELEPHONE RECORDS,
UH, YOU MADE 3 CALLS TO
MINNEAPOLIS LAST MONTH.

> MY HUSBAND DOES BUSINESS
THERE QUITE OFTEN.

> OF COURSE.
MA'AM, JUST ONE MORE THING.

> HMM?
(woman screams hysterically)
OOH MY HAND...
SOMEBODY HELP...
SHARKLUMBO ATE MY HAND.

> Narrator: SHARKLUMBO,
IT'S A SHARK, AND IT'S ALSO PETER
FALK AS COLUMBO.
ALL THE CELEBRITIES ARE TWEETING ABOUT...

> (Male Voice Yells): SHARKLUMBOOOO!

> BOY THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.

> AND QUITE VALUABLE LIEUTENANT.

> WELL I'M CERTAINLY GLAD
THEY'VE BEEN RETURNED TO
THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNER.

> WELL THANK YOU FOR ALL OF
YOUR ASSISTANCE.

> AH, JUST ONE MORE THING.

> PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

> WHAT?

> PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.
I'M VERY SCARED OF SHARKS.

> OH NO, I'M A DETECTIVE.

> BUT YOU'RE ALSO A SHARK.

> BUT I'M VERY FOLKSY AND DISARMING.

> BUT YOU'RE A SHARK.

> WHAT ARE YOU MY WIFE?

> WHAT?
(man screams)

> Narrator: SHARKLUMBO, COMING
SOON TO THE IDIOT CHANNEL.

> DO YOU MIND IF I KEEP THIS HAND?
MY WIFE, SHE LOVES MEMENTOS.

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