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From the producers of Sharknado 2, it's SHARKLUMBO. It's a shark. And it's also Peter Falk as Columbo.
Published August 10, 2014 94k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
SHARKLUMBO (voice) - Kevin Pollak
SHARKLUMBO (body) - Bryan Cook
JEWELER - Owen Burke
BUSINESSMAN - Ryan Stanger
WIDOW - Gina Gershon
FORENSIC AGENT(s) - Billy Jones, Grant Lease, Sean Dacanay
CREW:
Director(s) - Jack Bishop & Justin Nijm
Executive Producer - Jason Carden
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Associate Producer - Eleanor Winkler
Associate Producer - Sam Fischell
Writer - Jake Fogelnest
Editors - Jack Bishop & Justin Nijm
Animator - Doug Bayne
1st AD - Sean Dacanay
DP - Barry Elmore
1st AC - Cynthia Hatfield
Gaffer - Bill Coleman
Key Grip - Jerome Joves
Swing - Alan Joseph Waring
H&MU - Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe Stylist - Sasha Goldenberger
Production Design - Micah Embry
Art Director - Nicole Case
Set Decorator - Chelsea Turner
Sound - JP Robelot (from BoTown Sound)
PA - Becca Scheuer
PA - E.E. Winkler
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Published August 10, 2014

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(dramatic music rolls in)

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>: Narrator: FROM THE PRODUCERS
OF SHARKNADO 2.

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(camera shutter is heard as
pictures are taken)

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>: Male Voice: LIEUTENANT...

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>: PARDON ME DOES ANYONE
HAVE A PENCIL PLEASE?

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(stadium party music plays)

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YOU KNOW MY WIFE GIVES ME
A PENCIL EVERY MORNING.

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I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO
HOLD ON TO IT.

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>: WOW, THAT'S WONDERFUL TO KNOW.
NOW IS THERE ANYTHING

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ELSE I CAN HELP YOU--

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>: NO, NO, NO, THIS
SHOULD BE JUST FINE.

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR
COOPERATION.

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OH, THERE'S ONE MORE THING.

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(man screams)

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>: Narrator: THE INTERNET IS ALREADY
FREAKING OUT ABOUT SHARKLUMBO.

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>: I'LL LIGHT THIS QUAKE,
AND THEN I PROMISE I'LL BE OUT

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OF YOUR HAIR.

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>: IT'S NO PROBLEM
LIEUTENANT SHARKLUMBO.

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>: I WAS GOING OVER THE
TELEPHONE RECORDS,

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UH, YOU MADE 3 CALLS TO
MINNEAPOLIS LAST MONTH.

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>: MY HUSBAND DOES BUSINESS
THERE QUITE OFTEN.
>: OF COURSE.

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MA'AM, JUST ONE MORE THING.
>: HMM?

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(woman screams hysterically)

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OOH MY HAND...

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SOMEBODY HELP...

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SHARKLUMBO ATE MY HAND.

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>: Narrator: SHARKLUMBO,

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IT'S A SHARK, AND IT'S ALSO PETER
FALK AS COLUMBO.

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ALL THE CELEBRITIES ARE TWEETING ABOUT...

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>: (Male Voice Yells): SHARKLUMBOOOO!

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>: BOY THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.

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>: AND QUITE VALUABLE LIEUTENANT.

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>: WELL I'M CERTAINLY GLAD
THEY'VE BEEN RETURNED TO

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THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNER.

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>: WELL THANK YOU FOR ALL OF
YOUR ASSISTANCE.

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>: AH, JUST ONE MORE THING.

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>: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

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>: WHAT?
>: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.

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I'M VERY SCARED OF SHARKS.

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>: OH NO, I'M A DETECTIVE.
>: BUT YOU'RE ALSO A SHARK.

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>: BUT I'M VERY FOLKSY AND DISARMING.
>: BUT YOU'RE A SHARK.

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>: WHAT ARE YOU MY WIFE?
>: WHAT?

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(man screams)

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>: Narrator: SHARKLUMBO, COMING
SOON TO THE IDIOT CHANNEL.

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>: DO YOU MIND IF I KEEP THIS HAND?

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MY WIFE, SHE LOVES MEMENTOS.

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