Jeff Goldblum Song (Laughing Gravely)

Description: Laughing Gravely is overwhelmed by thoughts of Jeff Goldblum in this hilarious video in the tradition of Shia Labouf Actual Cannibal. "Jeff Goldblum" Written by Bryan Gay aka Laughing Gravely Lyrics: I can eat a whole can of potato chips. Sucking on my fingers and licking my lips. I can stare at the sky and wonder things like "why..." More people haven’t seen the motion picture the fly? I mean seriously its great and a gore fest to boot. Not to mention it stars Jeff Goldbloom Nasty thick hair grows right out of his back He has a creepy little twitch… like he might be on crack. Wait a sec sidetracked what’s going on here? Now I can’t stop hearing Goldbloom’s voice in my ear. He really is incredible in everything he’s in. He got bit by a dino and the dino didn’t win! He smooth talks your women even if your Allen Grant! Hell shoot you in your hands Hell shoot you in your HANDS!!! He has funky piercing glare and his voice is like whoa! He smokes on motherships that he knows are gonna blow! Itd be a sad world without him he is God's gift to man In that movie Powder all his hairs stand on end!!! Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum Why did I start singing about Jeff Goldblum? I really cant explain how this happen? He popped in my head back when I was snacking! Just mention his name and the whole world listens. Mineral plus a flower see how his name Glistens!!! He came back from the dead in that flick Hideaway All demons now fear him cause they know he don’t play! His hair is amazing no matter how it looks. Jenny Reese knows about him she wrote a friggin book!!! You better watch out he might steal your sex Did I mention he survived a bite from a T-rex? In the Lost World Jeff’s the man with a plan! While others run screaming waving about there hands! Hell shoot you in your hands Hell shoot you in your HANDS!!! Okay that’s enough I think he is trying to control you. I can’t stop thinking of scenes in that movie with Steve Zissou He took over this song with his psychic powers. That he acquired when he touched the albino Powder! He is likely a wizard you can tell by his hands! Hell shoot you in your hands hell shoot you in your hands. Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum Why did I start singing about Jeff Goldblum? Now how did this magic really happen? I wrote the lyrics down after I had been nappin. Its over now though hence the sad frown. I guess Ill just go watch Igby Goes Down…