In the non-too distant future, Cops are everywhere and everything is illegal. Some... more »
In the non-too distant future, Cops are everywhere and everything is illegal. Some of the crimes you can and will be ticketed for are...
Willfully drinking tap-water to stay alive ,
Creating visible smoke with flammable material,
Possession and operation of a pocket knife,
Willful intent to dismantle a broken appliance,
Possession and operation of a bic lighter without a license,
Intent to sell chicken wings with bone still attached, (choking hazard)
Attempting to remove splinter from small child's finger without medical license.
Possession of an empty/refilled water bottle, (Property of Coca-Cola)
Attempting to remain anonymous on the internet.
Gathering water from any source without Coca-Cola Visa.
Willful urination while outdoors.
Attempting to use hammer without hammer safety helmet and goggles.
Hurting a fat gay nerd's feelings.
Failure to report a bee sting.
Digging a hole deeper than a foot and 1/2 without a permit.
Illegal cup holder modification of vehicle.
Illegal possession of hard-copy of information.
And the tickets are printed with disappearing ink so you have to buy a new ticket before you can pay your ticket even though they have your ticket on file in the first place.
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