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Jeff and Frosty do a parody of Cake's The Distance
Published July 19, 2010 24 views More Info ยป
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Published July 19, 2010
Constantly hurting in these hands of mine
Ten huge slivers of oak and pine
My muscles tighten, and won't retract
Hungry--no, starving, the shelving just cracked

I can't be productive, and that's a disgrace
My business is booming but I can't keep the pace
Day into night, and night into day
My clothing is wrinkled 'cause last night, I stayed

As I cut all the pieces the work piles on
The fancy table legs and the fence for the pond
My business is growing and I lost my way home
I'm cutting, I'm carving, my lawn should be mowed

The night is over and I churned out some things
Could've done more but I'm short on machines
And I'm hoping and pleading to turn this around
I'll enter a contest, and will you vote now?

I'm seeking a route
'Cause that's what I need
My wife's home alone and it's 10:30

Because I'm busy and dizzy from too much caffeine
I'm pleading and needing a CNC machine
Please give me the route

Yeah!

No lunch break, no dinner, no resting, no snacks
My fingers are as warped as my ailing back
Always call my wife and, tell her I'll be late
She listens, she glistens, but we never go on dates

In my eyes she's still glowing, still makes my heart race
I'm making lots of money but I miss her pretty face
And I'm cutting, and carving, and making everything
My children are growing - they might be teens

I finally go home at the end of the week
But once again my wife says my apology is weak
'Cause I'm tired, and absent, and sleeping on the floo
And I wish there was some way that I could do more

I'm seeking a route
'Cause that's what I need
My wife's home alone and it's 10:30

Because I'm busy and dizzy from too much caffeine
I'm pleading and needing a CNC machine
Because I'm busy and dizzy from too much caffeine
I'm pleading and needing a CNC machine
Please give me the route
Yes, I love my wife
Please give me the router
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