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Added about 11 months ago

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Categories: Web Series Sketch Parody

Keywords: Greg Castle Behn Fannin Justin Johnson Dustin Sterling party jet pilots beer plane Eddie Money drunk sound effects

Credits: Greg Castle
Behn Fannin
Justin Johnson
Adam Karell
Paul Natonek
Dustin Sterling
www.rigortortoisecomedy.com

Web Series: Web Series: Rigor Tortoise: The Sketches (Season 3) (9 of 11)

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mershlax21

mershlax21

and the singing

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mershlax21

mershlax21

love all the plane slang

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katecastella

you stiff turtles always kill me

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graciepoise

I'm gonna make an emergency landing and grab some aspirin... Brrrrrnnnneeeerrrrr!!!!

HA!

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NoelleD

NoelleD

Love the guy singing along with Eddie Money...and the aircraft noises, of course.

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