Ann Coulter and the Magic Yam

Description: Ann finds happiness with a rotting root vegetable at the local toxic waste dump after a major rejection by former potential beau Sean Hannity. After a meltdown she and the yam fuse and become Ann-Yam, hellbent on destroying other right-wing pundits that stir up bad feelings. Unfortunately she finds that this doesn't leave too many others who are willing to sit and listen to her bitching and she melts away. What a world!