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Taboo furry national geographic parody video
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" LUMMIX DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS "
original national geographic taboo show can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwEYOP_BVQ&list=FL-tvV1Vxk_Q1RDSMgg6ufTg&index=10
NARRATOR: 27 year old Sherman Longwood is studying nuclear fission at Harvard University. He's just your typical nuclear fissionist...but he has a little secret.
SHERMAN: Yeah...I'm a 27 year old man...but my hobby is dressing up like a brown horse on weekends. I wanted to look how I feel in my heart.
NARRATOR: Sherman...is a furry. One of a growing number of human beings who believes they are part human part animal. Scientifically known as Homo Erectus Animus Patheticus.
NARRATOR: He feels the need to get in touch with his inner horse, called...Lummix. Lummix believes he is lord of all horses or...HORSELORD.
SHERMAN: Putting on horse flesh its...its...unbelievable. When I'm Sherman I'm a virgin and I suck...I'll play League of Legends like all day ... I'm agoraphobic, I never leave the house ... I just needed a way out ... I needed Lummix ...
SHERMAN: I prefer being Lummix ... because he's just filled with so much horse energy. Also, I mean who else WHO ELSE has the power of the 14 horses that flows through their BLOOD! Lummix isn't scared to ask a girl on a date. Lummix doesn't even know how to play League of Legends! Lummix ... is a freakin noob. I dont't care when people eyeball my mane, in fact, IN FACT I feel I FEEL LIKE I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!
NARRATOR: Most people would find this behavior asinine, disturbing, or pathetic. It was once said that Jeffrey Dahmer dressed as a camel named Skrillex as a boy during playtime...
DR. HAMALUMI MUSHY MUSHY PANTS PHD.: Furies can be considered big big no no in modern day society. People consider this activities very gay. If they want to be animal, they should just go away.
PROFESSOR ALBATROZ BOYMASHEEN: It's considered idiotic to most adults that one would dress like a horse. Horses eat hay and get whipped by midgets. Humans do taxes... people just don't understand.
NARRATOR: Strange as it may seem Lummix is not alone. There are others ... who share these delusions of grandeur.
HORACE: You think like an animal, you make bathroom like an animal, your an animal. We like to be animals because its a common interest.
NARRATOR: Horace Willhelm belongs to Sherman's weird animal club. His fursona Chemtu, an android chipmunk from the year 51,212 AD.
HORACE: We get to have fun like this. Chemtu never gets his hand slammed in the toiled or his underwear ripped through his hiney. Coach Malarky and the football team would never rape Chemtu.
HORACE: I'm not in the closet so ... so to speak Chemtu ... Chemtu's in the closet.
NARRATOR: Research suggests that 95% of all furies believe they're no entirely human. 56% even believe they rule the animal kingdom. 100% are idiots and losers and all are pathetic!
DR. HAMALUMI MUSHY MUSHY PANTS PHD.: These fucking people believe that they are bron with animal DNA. Some even believe they entered this world sucking the teats of mother animal. This people refuse to believe in reality ... This is not the never ending story. Pay your taxes and grow the fuck up!!
NARRATOR: The world of furry fan-boy's is often controversial. It's not all rainbows, furry joy, and games. Sherman sometimes must run ... run for his life.
NARRATOR: These days, furies are being hunted to the brink of extinction. Their joyous laughter turned to blood curdling shrieks of agony. Their innocent dreams are being snuffed out by the bullets of the Anti-Furry Movement of the (AFM).
NARRATOR: The AFM are not the only people furies must fear. Furies like Sherman and Horace, are also hunted by poachers for their warm skins and fur.
NARRATOR: Even though some furies are being hunted down, whether it be for their skins or as targets of pure hatred, many still thrive in today's society. Will furies be hunted to extinction like the Dodo bird of yore? Or will they flourish like the seeds of the great Maple and overtake humanity? Only time will tell. « less