James Joyce's Love Letters with Michaela Watkins

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  • James Joyce's Love Letters

  • Series
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  • Michaela Watkins

  • Actor
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  • Natalie Morales

  • Director/Concept by
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  • Mars Rising

  • Editor/Producer
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  • Ally Hord

  • Producer
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  • Bette Bentley

  • Producer
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  • Funny Or Die

  • Uploader
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  • Matt Sweeney

  • Gaffer
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  • Tricia Robertson

  • Production Design
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  • Jessica Leigh Schwartz

  • Makeup

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TO NORA.

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20TH OF DECEMBER, 1909, DUBLIN.

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OH, MY SWEET NAUGHTY GIRL,

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I GOT YOUR HOT LETTER TONIGHT,

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AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PICTURE

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YOU FREAKING YOUR CUNT, IN THE CLOSET...

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HOW DO YOU DO IT?

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DO YOU STAND AGAINST THE WALL WITH YOUR

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HAND TICKLING UP UNDER YOUR CLOTHES,

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OR DO YOU SQUAT DOWN ON THE HOLE

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WITH YOUR SKIRTS UP, AND YOUR HAND

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HARD AT WORK IN THROUGH THE SLIT

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OF YOUR DRAWERS?

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DOES IT GIVE YOU THE HORN NOW

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TO SHIT?

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I WONDER, HOW YOU CAN DO IT. HMM,

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OH, DO YOU CUM IN THE ACT OF SHITTING, OR

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DO YOU FREAK YOURSELF FIRST, AND THEN SHIT?

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IT MUST BE A FEARFULLY LECHEROUS THING

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TO SEE A GIRL WITH HER CLOTHES UP, FREAKING

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FURIOUSLY AT HER CUNT, TO SEE HER PRETTY

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WHITE DRAWERS, PULLED UP BEHIND HER AND

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HER BUM STICKING OUT, AND A FAT BROWN THING

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STUCK HALF WAY OUT OF HER HOLE.

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YOU SAY, YOU WILL SHIT YOUR DRAWERS DEAR,

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AND LET ME FUCK YOU THEN.

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I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SHIT THEN DEAR FIRST,

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AND THEN FUCK YOU.

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SOME NIGHT, WHEN WE ARE SOMEWHERE IN THE DARK,

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AND YOU FEEL YOUR SHYTE READY TO FALL,

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PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK IN SHAME,

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AND SHIT IT DOWN SOFTLY.

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[INAUDIBLE]

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WHEN I PULL UP YOUR DRESS...

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WELL, NO USE CONTINUING.

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YOU CAN GUESS WHY.

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JIM.

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MMM, CHOCOLATE.

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