In the early 1900's, famed author James Joyce wrote dozens of love letters to his wife, Nora. They were found many years later in the sleeve of a long forgotten book. And guess what? They're really gross. Now let's read them.
- February 13, 2014
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James Joyce's Love Letters
Series
Michaela Watkins
Actor
Natalie Morales
Director/Concept by
Mars Rising
Editor/Producer
Ally Hord
Producer
Bette Bentley
Producer
Funny Or Die
Uploader
Matt Sweeney
Gaffer
Tricia Robertson
Production Design
Jessica Leigh Schwartz
MakeupStarring: Michaela Watkins
Director/Concept by: Natalie Morales
Editor/Producer: Mars Rising
DP/Editor: Tom Lipka & Jon Enge
Producer: Ally Hord
Producer: Bette Bentley
Gaffer: Matt Sweeney
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
PA: Cole Macfarlane
Makeup By: Leigh Schwartz
Sound by: Ryan Kaiser
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February 13, 2014
TO NORA.
TH OF DECEMBER, 1909, DUBLIN.
OH, MY SWEET NAUGHTY GIRL,
I GOT YOUR HOT LETTER TONIGHT,
AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PICTURE
YOU FREAKING YOUR CUNT, IN THE CLOSET...
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
DO YOU STAND AGAINST THE WALL WITH YOUR
HAND TICKLING UP UNDER YOUR CLOTHES,
OR DO YOU SQUAT DOWN ON THE HOLE
WITH YOUR SKIRTS UP, AND YOUR HAND
HARD AT WORK IN THROUGH THE SLIT
OF YOUR DRAWERS?
DOES IT GIVE YOU THE HORN NOW
TO SHIT?
I WONDER, HOW YOU CAN DO IT. HMM,
OH, DO YOU CUM IN THE ACT OF SHITTING, OR
DO YOU FREAK YOURSELF FIRST, AND THEN SHIT?
IT MUST BE A FEARFULLY LECHEROUS THING
TO SEE A GIRL WITH HER CLOTHES UP, FREAKING
FURIOUSLY AT HER CUNT, TO SEE HER PRETTY
WHITE DRAWERS, PULLED UP BEHIND HER AND
HER BUM STICKING OUT, AND A FAT BROWN THING
STUCK HALF WAY OUT OF HER HOLE.
YOU SAY, YOU WILL SHIT YOUR DRAWERS DEAR,
AND LET ME FUCK YOU THEN.
I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SHIT THEN DEAR FIRST,
AND THEN FUCK YOU.
SOME NIGHT, WHEN WE ARE SOMEWHERE IN THE DARK,
AND YOU FEEL YOUR SHYTE READY TO FALL,
PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK IN SHAME,
AND SHIT IT DOWN SOFTLY.
[INAUDIBLE]
WHEN I PULL UP YOUR DRESS...
WELL, NO USE CONTINUING.
YOU CAN GUESS WHY.
JIM.
MMM, CHOCOLATE.