THE FURSONA FILES - SNEAK PEEK
What’s your Fursona? That’s the million-dollar question asked in this fast paced black comedy web series that follows the life of successful writer Virginia Blake as she is put to the... more »
What’s your Fursona? That’s the million-dollar question asked in this fast paced black comedy web series that follows the life of successful writer Virginia Blake as she is put to the test with her newest assignment…
Drinks, drugs, and deadlines have caused Virginia to reach her breaking point; the life of a successful first time novelist can be tough when everyone expects more. Virginia Blake; former vanity fair columnist turned gossip novelist, took the writing world by storm in 3 short years with the ultimate guide and gossip to reality star success. After spending a year on bestseller lists around the globe, being consistently pampered, and having grown accustomed to a celebrity lifestyle; the world has finally caught up to her and they are waiting on the next project deadline. Virginia has pitched some great ideas for exclusive material and as a result won some financial advances for the project; the clock is ticking and the deadline has come and gone. Instead of new pages being written, Virginia has nothing to show. Publishers want words; all she has published in the last few years is a how to roll the perfect joint. What’s a writer to do?
After receiving the call from her agent and realizing the dream she’s been living has reached that critical moment where it’s time to shit or get off the pot, Virginia figures she can solve the problem with a bottle of tequila, random sex with a muscle head stranger, getting into a fight with a MIME and going to jail. When you’re trying to piece your life together something like this might be looked upon as a step backwards, but sometimes fate has different things in store for you.
24 hours can be life changing in a holding cell. Especially when you receive advice and direction from a purple dinosaur. Meet Lloyd, Virginia’s unforeseen island of reality in the ocean of diarrhea that is her situation. Lloyd is a practicing FURRY that was picked up in a prostitute workplace raid. Lloyd is known as T-BONE… the most ferocious dinosaur below the belt with a weakness for paid dress up sex. The animal kingdom has never been the same since Lloyd evolved.
After a moment of discussion and increased intrigue into Lloyd’s lifestyle, Virginia finds inspiration for her impending deadline. The world that he participates in is one that quests for identity and acceptance. This is something she understands through her own life experiences and she views this opportunity as a ticket to her next bestseller. With only an idea, a charismatic pitch, and a financial bribe for her purple comrade to help her go undercover, Virginia convinces her editor to push the deadline and let her embark on this journey down the rabbit hole.
This is where we begin…
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What’s your Fursona? That’s the million-dollar question asked in this fast paced black comedy web series that follows the life of successful writer Virginia Blake as she is put to the test with her newest assignment…
Drinks, drugs, and deadlines have caused Virginia to reach her breaking point; the life of a successful first time novelist can be tough when everyone expects more. Virginia Blake; former vanity fair columnist turned gossip novelist, took the writing world by storm in 3 short years with the ultimate guide and gossip to reality star success. After spending a year on bestseller lists around the globe, being consistently pampered, and having grown accustomed to a celebrity lifestyle; the world has finally caught up to her and they are waiting on the next project deadline. Virginia has pitched some great ideas for exclusive material and as a result won some financial advances for the project; the clock is ticking and the deadline has come and gone. Instead of new pages being written, Virginia has nothing to show. Publishers want words; all she has published in the last few years is a how to roll the perfect joint. What’s a writer to do?
After receiving the call from her agent and realizing the dream she’s been living has reached that critical moment where it’s time to shit or get off the pot, Virginia figures she can solve the problem with a bottle of tequila, random sex with a muscle head stranger, getting into a fight with a MIME and going to jail. When you’re trying to piece your life together something like this might be looked upon as a step backwards, but sometimes fate has different things in store for you.
24 hours can be life changing in a holding cell. Especially when you receive advice and direction from a purple dinosaur. Meet Lloyd, Virginia’s unforeseen island of reality in the ocean of diarrhea that is her situation. Lloyd is a practicing FURRY that was picked up in a prostitute workplace raid. Lloyd is known as T-BONE… the most ferocious dinosaur below the belt with a weakness for paid dress up sex. The animal kingdom has never been the same since Lloyd evolved.
After a moment of discussion and increased intrigue into Lloyd’s lifestyle, Virginia finds inspiration for her impending deadline. The world that he participates in is one that quests for identity and acceptance. This is something she understands through her own life experiences and she views this opportunity as a ticket to her next bestseller. With only an idea, a charismatic pitch, and a financial bribe for her purple comrade to help her go undercover, Virginia convinces her editor to push the deadline and let her embark on this journey down the rabbit hole.
This is where we begin…
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