The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie!

Funny or Die's first ever web only mini-movie, "The Smallest Co%k in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story" is a mockumentary that spoofs the legend of John Holmes.
 
 
 

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Does he drive a mini-cooper?

posted about 3 days ago
 

I don't know why but he makes me feel good about myself.

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posted about 29 days ago
 

thanks

posted about 30 days ago
 

The little cock that could.... lol

posted about 1 month ago
 

oh cum on!?

posted about 3 months ago
 

WHERE ARE YOU JOHN HOLMES

posted about 3 months ago
 

Tooo long!But semi funnny

posted about 3 months ago
 

Bonan the Barbarian! HAAHAHAHHAHAHA

posted about 3 months ago
 

first 5 mins funny ..... 12 mins not funny

posted about 3 months ago
 

Good.
The choking /coughing baby was a highpoint.

posted about 3 months ago
 

Don Dolmes or Bernie Lomax? You decide.

posted about 4 months ago
 

ive seen don on youporn. amazing stamina, fantastic facials, class-act all the way.

posted about 4 months ago
 

I have no clue why this thing is at 60% funny, this should at least be in the 90's, laughed my ass off at Adam McKay's spot too.

posted about 4 months ago
 

Funniest video I've seen on funnyordie, instant classic

posted about 6 months ago
 

"When you're workin' with this acorn-cap you think ya got the market cornered." Love the interview with the breast-feeding woman who also happens to be holding a Pekingese! Many priceless/absurd moments with a multitude of quotables! "Ya Feel this co%k in your sweet little ass!?" (reply) "Not at all." "Who got the smallest co%K in the room!?"

posted about 7 months ago
 

LOVE THIS VID!!!

posted about 7 months ago
 

Perhaps the most important cockumentary in the last 20 years...sort of a "Boogie Nights" meets "Spinal Tap"...

posted about 7 months ago
 

Awesome!!! A tad too long...but the content, the outfits, format...awesome!!!

posted about 7 months ago
 

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posted about 7 months ago
 

this mini movie is amesome

posted about 7 months ago

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