Funny or Die's first ever web only mini-movie, "The Smallest Co%k in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story" is a mockumentary that spoofs the legend of John Holmes.
Credits: Directed by John Knecht and Don Shelford.Produced by Scot Armstrong, Ravi Nandeen and John Thorpe. Written by Seth Morris. Starring: Adam McKay, Rob Corddry, Paul Scheer, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Brian Huskey, John Ross Bowie, Jamie Denbo, Jason Mantzoukas and Seth Morris.
Credits: Directed by John Knecht and Don Shelford.Produced by Scot Armstrong, Ravi Nandeen and John Thorpe. Written by Seth Morris. Starring: Adam McKay, Rob Corddry, Paul Scheer, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Brian Huskey, John Ross Bowie, Jamie Denbo, Jason Mantzoukas and Seth Morris. < less
"When you're workin' with this acorn-cap you think ya got the market cornered." Love the interview with the breast-feeding woman who also happens to be holding a Pekingese! Many priceless/absurd moments with a multitude of quotables! "Ya Feel this co%k in your sweet little ass!?" (reply) "Not at all." "Who got the smallest co%K in the room!?"
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Does he drive a mini-cooper?
I don't know why but he makes me feel good about myself.
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The little cock that could.... lol
oh cum on!?
WHERE ARE YOU JOHN HOLMES
Tooo long!But semi funnny
Bonan the Barbarian! HAAHAHAHHAHAHA
first 5 mins funny ..... 12 mins not funny
Good.
The choking /coughing baby was a highpoint.
Don Dolmes or Bernie Lomax? You decide.
ive seen don on youporn. amazing stamina, fantastic facials, class-act all the way.
I have no clue why this thing is at 60% funny, this should at least be in the 90's, laughed my ass off at Adam McKay's spot too.
Funniest video I've seen on funnyordie, instant classic
"When you're workin' with this acorn-cap you think ya got the market cornered." Love the interview with the breast-feeding woman who also happens to be holding a Pekingese! Many priceless/absurd moments with a multitude of quotables! "Ya Feel this co%k in your sweet little ass!?" (reply) "Not at all." "Who got the smallest co%K in the room!?"
LOVE THIS VID!!!
Perhaps the most important cockumentary in the last 20 years...sort of a "Boogie Nights" meets "Spinal Tap"...
Awesome!!! A tad too long...but the content, the outfits, format...awesome!!!
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this mini movie is amesome
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