Mike Pence - Trapped in the Closet Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of the musical masterpiece in which VP Mike Pence struggles to keep his secret hush hush. LYRICS PENCE HEY DAE-QUAN HOW YOU DOIN DID I WAKE YOU DID I RUIN? A PEACEFUL SLUMBER A NICE DREAM ABOUT THE TWO OF US HOLDING HANDS AND WALKING ALONG THE PROMENADE LICKING ICE CREAM.... more »

Chapter 2 of the musical masterpiece in which VP Mike Pence struggles to keep his secret hush hush. LYRICS PENCE HEY DAE-QUAN HOW YOU DOIN DID I WAKE YOU DID I RUIN? A PEACEFUL SLUMBER A NICE DREAM ABOUT THE TWO OF US HOLDING HANDS AND WALKING ALONG THE PROMENADE LICKING ICE CREAM. DAE-QUAN AND HE SAID, NO BIG DADDY I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. IT CONCERNS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU AND ME AND NO ONE ELSE. PENCE AND I SAID WHAT DAE-QUAN AND HE SAID SIT PENCE AND I SAID OH DAE-QUAN PLEASE SIT. THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET OFF MY CHEST AND I WILL MAKE THIS QUICK. I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT US AND WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON ALL THE SNEAKING AROUND AND LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALLS. WHEN YOU GOIN TELL YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU GOIN TELL YOUR KIDS THAT YOU BE ON THE DOWN LOW GIVING GUYS THAT GOOD DICK. PENCE PLEASE DAE-QUAN IT’S HARD FOR ME TO COME OUT I REALLY WANT TO SO BADLY I DO LET IT OUT MY MOUTH. DAE-QUAN SO PENCE WHAT? DAE-QUAN THEN JUST DO IT. PENCE NO DAE-QUAN WHY NOT? PENCE I’M THE VP AND CONSERVATIVE. AND I SAID, DAE THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THAT DUMPY DUMP WILL GET IMPEACHED. AND HOW WOULD IT LOOK IF THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD WAS ALSO INTO PEEN. DAE-QUAN THEN WHERE DO WE GO THIS LIE CAN’T LAST FOREVER EITHER YOU COME OUT THE TIME IS NOW OR NEVER. AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR SOME SHIT ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS CAUSE WHAT WE DO IN THE BEDROOM LOOKS REAL BAD IF IT WAS TWEETED. PENCE AND I SAID, WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A THREAT? ARE LOVE IS A SECRET LEAVE IT OFF THE INTERNET. DAE-QUAN TRUTH OR DARE PENCE WHAT? DAE-QUAN JUST PICK ONE PENCE WHY? WHERE IS THIS GOING? DAE-QUAN HEY! YOU’LL KNOW BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. PENCE I’M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR GAMES. DAE-QUAN AND NEITHER AM I. PENCE THEN I PICK DARE. DAE-QUAN I DARE YOU TO LOVE ME UNTIL THE END OF TIME. PENCE AND I SAID, WAIT. BE QUIET I DON’T THINK WE’RE ALONE. DAE-QUAN AND HE SAID, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? PENCE I THINK SOMEONE’S IN MY HOME. DAE-QUAN AND HE SAID, GOOD CAUSE IT’S ABOUT TIME. PENCE AND I SAID, DAE! FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE. WHAT ABOUT UNDER THE COVERS? DAE-QUAN IT’LL BE SO OBVIOUS. THEY’LL WALK IN HERE AND SEE A BIG BULGE STICKING UP AND KNOW SOMEONE IS UNDER THERE. THAT’S A HOT MESS. PENCE OH SHIT! I HEAR THEM COMING UP THE STAIRS CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW. DAE-QUAN NO! PENCE WHY? THIS IS NOT FAIR! I CAN’T BE OUTED DAE-QUAN THEN STOP LIVING IN FEAR. PENCE DAE-QUAN IF YOU DON’T FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE IT’S GOIN BE THE END OF MY CAREER! JUST GET IN THE CLOSET. DAE-QUAN I DON’T WANT TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET. PENCE PLEASE GET IN THE CLOSET AND NOW HE’S TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET. AND IN WALKS IN SOMEONE I DON’T KNOW HE’S WITH SECRET SERVICE AND HE SAYS RAINDOW I’M AGENT RAINBOW. Written by Donaldo Prescod Directed by Briana Pozner Donaldo Prescod Starring Alex Herrald as Mike Pence Ugo Chukwu as Dae-Quan Danny Rivera as Agent Rainbow Selena Franklin Vocals Matt Bovee « less