Chapter 2 of the musical masterpiece in which VP Mike Pence struggles to keep his secret hush hush. LYRICS PENCE HEY DAE-QUAN HOW YOU DOIN DID I WAKE YOU DID I RUIN? A PEACEFUL SLUMBER A NICE DREAM ABOUT THE TWO OF US HOLDING HANDS AND WALKING ALONG THE PROMENADE LICKING ICE CREAM.... more »
Chapter 2 of the musical masterpiece in which VP Mike Pence struggles to keep his secret hush hush.
LYRICS
PENCE
HEY DAE-QUAN
HOW YOU DOIN
DID I WAKE YOU
DID I RUIN?
A PEACEFUL SLUMBER
A NICE DREAM
ABOUT THE TWO OF US HOLDING HANDS
AND WALKING ALONG THE PROMENADE LICKING ICE CREAM.
DAE-QUAN
AND HE SAID, NO BIG DADDY I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
IT CONCERNS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU AND ME AND NO ONE ELSE.
PENCE
AND I SAID WHAT
DAE-QUAN
AND HE SAID SIT
PENCE
AND I SAID OH
DAE-QUAN
PLEASE SIT.
THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET OFF MY CHEST AND I WILL MAKE THIS QUICK.
I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT US
AND WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON
ALL THE SNEAKING AROUND
AND LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALLS.
WHEN YOU GOIN TELL YOUR WIFE
WHEN YOU GOIN TELL YOUR KIDS
THAT YOU BE ON THE DOWN LOW
GIVING GUYS THAT GOOD DICK.
PENCE
PLEASE
DAE-QUAN
IT’S HARD FOR ME
TO COME OUT
I REALLY WANT TO
SO BADLY I DO
LET IT OUT MY MOUTH.
DAE-QUAN
SO
PENCE
WHAT?
DAE-QUAN
THEN JUST DO IT.
PENCE
NO
DAE-QUAN
WHY NOT?
PENCE
I’M THE VP
AND CONSERVATIVE.
AND I SAID, DAE
THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THAT DUMPY DUMP WILL GET IMPEACHED.
AND HOW WOULD IT LOOK IF THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD WAS ALSO INTO PEEN.
DAE-QUAN
THEN WHERE DO WE GO
THIS LIE CAN’T LAST FOREVER
EITHER YOU COME OUT
THE TIME IS NOW OR NEVER.
AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR SOME SHIT
ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS
CAUSE WHAT WE DO IN THE BEDROOM
LOOKS REAL BAD IF IT WAS TWEETED.
PENCE
AND I SAID, WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS A THREAT?
ARE LOVE IS A SECRET
LEAVE IT OFF THE INTERNET.
DAE-QUAN
TRUTH OR DARE
PENCE
WHAT?
DAE-QUAN
JUST PICK ONE
PENCE
WHY?
WHERE IS THIS GOING?
DAE-QUAN
HEY!
YOU’LL KNOW BY THE END OF THE NIGHT.
PENCE
I’M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR GAMES.
DAE-QUAN
AND NEITHER AM I.
PENCE
THEN I PICK DARE.
DAE-QUAN
I DARE YOU TO LOVE ME UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
PENCE
AND I SAID, WAIT. BE QUIET
I DON’T THINK WE’RE ALONE.
DAE-QUAN
AND HE SAID, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
PENCE
I THINK SOMEONE’S IN MY HOME.
DAE-QUAN
AND HE SAID, GOOD
CAUSE IT’S ABOUT TIME.
PENCE
AND I SAID, DAE!
FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE.
WHAT ABOUT UNDER THE COVERS?
DAE-QUAN
IT’LL BE SO OBVIOUS.
THEY’LL WALK IN HERE AND SEE A BIG BULGE STICKING UP AND KNOW SOMEONE IS UNDER THERE.
THAT’S A HOT MESS.
PENCE
OH SHIT! I HEAR THEM COMING UP THE STAIRS
CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW.
DAE-QUAN
NO!
PENCE
WHY?
THIS IS NOT FAIR!
I CAN’T BE OUTED
DAE-QUAN
THEN STOP LIVING IN FEAR.
PENCE
DAE-QUAN IF YOU DON’T FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE IT’S GOIN BE THE END OF MY CAREER!
JUST GET IN THE CLOSET.
DAE-QUAN
I DON’T WANT TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET.
PENCE
PLEASE GET IN THE CLOSET
AND NOW HE’S TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET.
AND IN WALKS IN
SOMEONE I DON’T KNOW
HE’S WITH SECRET SERVICE
AND HE SAYS
RAINDOW
I’M AGENT RAINBOW.
Written by
Donaldo Prescod
Directed by
Briana Pozner
Donaldo Prescod
Starring
Alex Herrald as Mike Pence
Ugo Chukwu as Dae-Quan
Danny Rivera as Agent Rainbow Selena Franklin
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