Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered... more »
Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The racket annoyed neighbors who alerted Ken via his spiffy new I-Phone. Ken immediately jumped into his James Dean replica Porsche Spider and raced home, slowing down only once, swerving to avoid hitting Britney Spears as she leaned out of her stalled car to projectile vomit on the median, wiping her mouth with a dirty diaper. When Ken arrived at his house he found Barbie overdriving the external input on his prize synth. Realising she was in trouble, Barbie employed a trick she learned from Lindsay, dropped to her knees and gave Ken "a little treat." Ken lovingly refers to it as "Barbie blowjazz." Everyone was a winner that night, except for Britney who contracted the non-spore forming rod-shaped bacteria Shigella from the soiled diaper. And to add insult to injury, the diaper didn't even belong to her child, it actually belonged to Johnny Grant, the honorary mayor of Hollywood, who had promised to get Britney a "sit-down" with the Weinstein brothers. Of course, that meant a "sit-down on their face." And the beat goes on.