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Published April 07, 2010 54 views More Info »
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Written and Directed by
Ben Popken
http://consumerist.com
Camera, Editing
Brian Goldstein, Consumer Reports Video
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/video-hub/video.htm
Starring
Taylor Sternberg
http://taylorsternberg.com
With
Ben Popken
Chris Prentice
Voiceover
Ernie Sprance, Consumer Reports
Animation
Chris Walters
Sound Samples Creative Commons Sampling Plus 1.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/sampling+/1.0/
Ashassin
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=17918
Dynamicell
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=47052
Music Genius
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=199517
Benboncan
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=634166
yabeloko
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=373286
Anton
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=279089
Torn.Rugged.Audio.35
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=279089
Walter Odington
http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=48671
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Published April 07, 2010
JEROME
Do you know two people? Good!

JEROME
My proven system will teach you how to transform any human relationship into cold hard cash!

CUT TO Jerome sitting in fountain, now with lots of cash in the water. He splashes around.

JEROME
How much would you like to be earning in extra income per month? A thousand? Five thousand? Seven hundred thousand three-hundred twenty-nine? The only limit is infinity!

MAN
Thanks, plunder funnel!

JEROME
Some have called this a “pyramid scheme.” But flip a pyramid and what do you get? A funnel! A plunder funnel gushing straight into your bank account.

JEROME
No gimmicks or gotchas. No envelope-stuffing or juice crystals. Just money, money, money!

VOICEOVER
Plunder funnel!

JEROME
So I’ll see you this weekend at the -

VOICEOVER
- Newark Double Tree Motel -

JEROME
- Or call the number at the bottom of your screen to receive my free internet book!

VOICEOVER
Shipping and handling not included.

JEROME
The money is out there just sitting in people’s wallets, begging you to take it!

MONEY
Please! Take us!

JEROME
The only question is, will you?

BLACKOUT
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