G.I. Joe's ready for a new age of warfare.
Published October 15, 2012 280k views Immortal More Info »
Full Credits
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Created/Directed/Edited by Pat Bishop
DP: Mike Manasewitsch
Voiceover: Eric Bauza
Gaffer: Zach Zdziebko
Produced by Anna Wenger & Blake Nabavi
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4,197 Funny Votes
833 Die Votes
277,435 Views
Published: October 15, 2012
Transcript

[ Rock music plays ]
Male Narrator: G.I. Joe's back, and ready for
a new age of warfare.
It's G.I. Joe drone operator.
Explosion ]
Look, Cobra's hanging out in
rural Pakistan.
Feel the adrenaline as G.I. Joe
controls unmanned drone planes
[ Keyboard tapping ]
[ Explosion ]
We probably got'em.
Oh no, Joe's getting tired.
Refill his coffee.
[ Sound of liquid pouring ]
Male Narrator: Comes with an adjustable desk chair,
and a special lower back pillow.
So G.I. Joe can sit all
day without back pains.
Look, Cobra supporters are mourning his death.
Get'em Joe!
[ Keyboard tapping ]
[ Explosion ]
♪ G.I. Joe American hero ♪
♪ Killing people with computers
from the safety of America ♪
Male Narrator: Comes with a packed lunch, because
there's not really any good places to eat
around where G.I. Joe works.
Male Narrator: G.I. Joe drone operator,
and temperature controlled
suburban fortress sold separately.
♪ G.I. Joe ♪

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