Looper: Baldness Anxiety
Hunted by your future. Your bald future.
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Actor
Johnny Pemberton
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Actor
Sean Conroy
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Writer/Editor
Nick Wiger
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Writer/Director
stoneysharp
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Actor
Rosa Salazar
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Executive Producer
Funny Or Die
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Sound
BoTown Sound
Additional Credits:
Joe: Johnny Pemberton
Old Joe: Sean Conroy
Sara: Rosa Salazar
Written by: Nick Wiger, Stoney Sharp
Directed by: Stoney Sharp
Edited by: Nick Wiger
DP: Luca del Puppo
AC: Ray Lee
Gaffer: Nilo Zimmerman
Key Grip: Michael Gardner
Production Design: Candy Lopez
Wardrobe: Melissa Gould McNeely
Wardrobe Asst: Lauren Morelli
Hair/Makeup: Jen Osbourne
Sound: BoTown Sound
PA: Ross Buran, David Zwick
Joe: Johnny Pemberton
Old Joe: Sean Conroy
Sara: Rosa Salazar
Written by: Nick Wiger, Stoney Sharp
Directed by: Stoney Sharp
Edited by: Nick Wiger
DP: Luca del Puppo
AC: Ray Lee
Gaffer: Nilo Zimmerman
Key Grip: Michael Gardner
Production Design: Candy Lopez
Wardrobe: Melissa Gould McNeely
Wardrobe Asst: Lauren Morelli
Hair/Makeup: Jen Osbourne
Sound: BoTown Sound
PA: Ross Buran, David Zwick
Added 9 months ago
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Hunted by your future. Your bald future.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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- Now I don't have to pay to see the Movie! Thanks!
- Great job guys!
- AWESOME!
- fuuuuucked up
- it is possible to embrace one's baldness. you just have to give up on ever looking good
- haha
- It's crazy. Back in '04. This script was hot. They asked me to play the Bruce Willis role. With Chris Rock as the younger me. I was wrapping up Man on Fire. Turned it down. I mean, who knew? But I gotta tell you, I don't see how these two look the same. Me and Chris Rock, on the other hand. The resemblance is uncanny. If you deny this, I'll come over to your house. And sit on your lawn. And stare. At your house. Until you and your kids. Are uncomfortable.
- awesome.
- I'd be more worried about when I got fat rather than when I went bald.
- Funny.
- Nice.
- They both gave descent performances, but the lack of physical similarities didn't work for me.
- Hahaha!
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