Looper: Baldness Anxiety

Hunted by your future. Your bald future.
justmynipples
Actor

Sean Conroy
Actor

Nick Wiger
Writer/Editor

stoneysharp
Writer/Director

RosaSalazar
Actor

Funny Or Die
Executive Producer

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  • Now I don't have to pay to see the Movie! Thanks!
  • Great job guys!
  • AWESOME!
  • fuuuuucked up
  • it is possible to embrace one's baldness. you just have to give up on ever looking good
  • haha
  • It's crazy. Back in '04. This script was hot. They asked me to play the Bruce Willis role. With Chris Rock as the younger me. I was wrapping up Man on Fire. Turned it down. I mean, who knew? But I gotta tell you, I don't see how these two look the same. Me and Chris Rock, on the other hand. The resemblance is uncanny. If you deny this, I'll come over to your house. And sit on your lawn. And stare. At your house. Until you and your kids. Are uncomfortable.
  • awesome.
  • I'd be more worried about when I got fat rather than when I went bald.
  • Funny.
  • Nice.
  • They both gave descent performances, but the lack of physical similarities didn't work for me.
  • Hahaha!