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marvelous

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The butterknife schtick is awesome. My first lobotomy hurt like hell! But I tricked them. I grew a new frontal lobe. But I inserted in the back because I read the instructions wrong.

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I guess I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me.

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that headwound is so the hawtness!

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hahahahahahhaha!!!

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THE DA: Game on JOKER… “THE DA” I shall be then. We shall see what will happen.

The dark city is on fire… but which way will the wind blow the blaze…?

CITIZENS of GOTHAM… …In these times of turmoil and trouble, we need EVERY citizen’s help to keep our streets clean of brazen villains and those who would exploit the kind and gracious citizens of GOTHAM.

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THE DA: Game on JOKER… “THE DA” I shall be then. We shall see what will happen.

The dark city is on fire… but which way will the wind blow the blaze…?

CITIZENS of GOTHAM… …In these times of turmoil and trouble, we need EVERY citizen’s help to keep our streets clean of brazen villains and those who would exploit the kind and gracious citizens of GOTHAM.

… as GOTHAM’s “DA” …I NEED to know ALL THE FACTS.

…How else am I to decide who gets caught and who goes free?

(aside) .. can someone write up a cast of characters and basic links and post it on FOD somewhere…? As a busy civil servant its tough to find the time to run down all the rabbit holes myself, and we’re short of men in blue at the moment… and this game is getting more and more complicated. … Seriously though… I have way toooo much power… as I have yet to pick a side (and my is character is ambiguous)…

(RADIO RECORDINGGOTHAM CITY NEWS RADIO)

..(’30 radio announcer voice…)

…Ladies and gentlemen of GOTHAM City… tonight’s biggest headline… and GOTHAM’s biggest question…

…To which side of THE LAW will GOTHAM’s newest “tough-talking she-devil "D.A.” go?

…she’s talented, she’s beautiful… and GOTHAM’s newest “DA” is known to pull a powerful punch in the courtroom… but will it be enough to hold back the increasing levels of crime plaguing GOTHAM?

Many are pondering tonight… will such a young woman, barely 30… and now the buzz and talk of the town… sweep GOTHAM off its feet… or will she fall into the shadow of greed and corruption as so many of Gotham’s past legal eagles have?

… we shall see in the days to come.

In her acceptance speech toady… the new “DA” thanked many of GOTHAM’s finest for supporting her…

…including wealthy billionaire Bruce Wayne…

…Many are today attributing her recent surge in the polls, and today’s victory to Wayne’s endorsement earlier this week, and his consistent popularity GOTHAM’s citizenry.

Let’s hope his faith in this tough talking fireball is well founded.

How will our new “DA” deal with the rise of vigilantism, as exemplified by “the Batman,” and with the surge of unexplainably costumed villains in the last few years… the most recent being “the JOKER?”

We shall see ladies and gentlemen… …in the coming days… on which side of the of the law this little lady lives…

… and whether GOTHAM’s faith in her today is justified…

We wish her well in her new job.

… and in other news tonight…

(END OF RADIO RECORDING…)

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Curse you Joker, you are a sickness and I have the cure! Don’t worry BG and Twon, I’m almost there!

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I WANNA BE AN OUTLAW

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Now I guess I’ll have to tell ’em that I got no cerebellum.

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