Jan Poggenpoel : The Supreme Commander of Neighbourhood Watch Self-styled Dragon... more »
Jan Poggenpoel : The Supreme Commander of Neighbourhood Watch
Self-styled Dragon Slayer or 'That Doos in the kak uniform'
Former cub scout, token white and Sunday school bouncer
Sent by God to strictly enforce municipal bylaws and the Old Testament
Follow him as he investigates crime scenes, tracks suspicious characters and leads his dedicated Neighbourhood Watch against vicious litterers, noisy neighbours, hippies and parking violators
Qualified in Superhero Weapons Manufacturing and Theology.
Believes it's a short step from littering to murdering
Treats every infringement with the full severity of the law.....His law
Let's clean this town up
An open mind is a sewer
No riding donkeys on the Sabbath
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