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Will Ferrell meets the toughest cop in the world
Published June 25, 2007 20m views Immortal More Info ยป
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Published June 25, 2007

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Angel, I feel like we're becoming friends.

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I think like there's a legitimate connection between us,

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and I'm not just saying that because I want you to sign the confession.

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We all mess up.

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Like, I remember one time in high school I tried to shotgun

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a beer to be cool and I did it and then I threw up.

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And like the coolest girl at school was there and I was like ahhhh.

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God, I used to make crank phone calls. I got in a lot of trouble for it.

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I made mistakes, though. But I confessed.

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I told my parents, I did the phone calls.

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Now, you shot three people in the head, execution style.

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Sign the confession, and let's turn this into a story we laugh about years later.

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Like, remember the time Angel shot three guys? Ha-ha!

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You're cool, man.

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We should go to a Dodgers game sometime.

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Do you realize that's hurtful to me?

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Shut the fuck up and get out of here.

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I tried to do this the nice way, right?

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Now we do this the hard way. Get the lieutenant.

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You just lost the only friend you had.

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Do you know what they call her? The confession machine.

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This stuff's about to get real ugly.

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All I can tell you is that in three hours you will sign that confession.

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Good luck.

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Hey look, I don't know what those two bozo's said to you, but I'm not signing the confession.

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I'm not afraid of nobody.

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Look, I'm not signing the confession, okay?

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Hey you're a cop. You can't do anything to me.

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I'm not signing anything

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I didn't do it, okay?

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Jesus.

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You put that badge back on.

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Hey, I want a lawyer.

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Sorry, man, there's nothing I can do for you. You brought this on yourself.

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She's what we call a "loose cannon." We don't control her.

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Don't look at me like that.

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Come on, lady. I didn't do nothin.

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God you're frightening.

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What're you doin?

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Who you gotta call?

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No.

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I don't wanna go to hell.

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[PUNCHING AND SCREAMING]

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But, I still didn't do anything.

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Jesus.

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You are loco!

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What are you doin?

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Stay over there.

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[screaming and punching sounds]

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You broke my Goddamn nose.

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Oh, what do you know? My glasses fell off. I'm blind.

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You're breaking me down.

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Fine! I did it! I did it! I killed all three of them.

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Well, well, well. What do you know? Now we can talk.

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Are you happy?!

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I'll sign anything you want me to just get her away from me.

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I don't know who blackened your soul a long time ago, but may God have mercy on it.

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Good work Lieutenant. I'll see you. We getting Chinese food tonight?

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[crying]

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If there had been a lawyer here, we would have all gone to jail.

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[music plays]

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