Starring Zooey Deschanel Featuring: Howard Kremer, Deanna Raphael, Paul Danke, Doug Lussenhop & Neil Campbell Director: Neil Mahoney Original Concept & Music by Howard Kremer Executive Producer: Mike Farah Hair/Make Up: Shauna O'Toole Cinematography: Antonio Scarlata Wardrobe: Janicza Bravo Production Coordinators: Allison Hord & Christin Trogan PA: Kendall Anlian Assistant Camera: Tony Oberstar Production Design: Caity Birmingham & Elliot Dickerhoof Grip & Electric: Ricky Fosheim, Kevin Stewart, Richard Kim & Ryan Ovadia Sound: BoTown Sound Special Thanks: Justin Donaldson
Male: [ whispers ] Exclusive.
♪ [ music ] ♪
Howard Kremer: Summah, the world's
Howard Kremer: It's finally here.
Howard Kremer: The sand in your toes.
Howard Kremer: The rays of the sun.
Howard Kremer: The seagulls.
The ice cream truck.
Howard Kremer: The crab's legs.
Howard Kremer: The lobster claw.
Howard Kremer: Crack'em open. Dip'em in the butter
sauce, and have a summa.
[ phone rings ]
Howard Kremer: Have a summah hotline.
Neil Campbell: I'm afraid I'm not going
to have a summa.
[ heartbeat ]
Howard Kremer: What's that? You're not going
to have a summa?
Howard Kremer: Why?
Neil Campbell: I'm afraid I'm gonna get sunburn.
Howard Kremer: Sunburn? Don't let that stop ya'.
Howard Kremer: Get some sunscreen. Slather it on,
and have a summa!
Neil Campbell: Okay. Thanks.
[ phone rings ]
Howard Kremer: What's that? You're not gonna
have a summah or what?
Paul Danke: I'm afraid of sharks.
Howard Kremer: Sharks? Don't let the
sharks stop ya'.
Howard Kremer: Watch the move Jaws.
Howard Kremer: A lot of people think the hero of
that movie was Roy Scheider,
Howard Kremer: because he killed the shark.
Howard Kremer: That's wrong.
Howard Kremer: The hero was the mayor of
Amity, 'cause he said,
Howard Kremer: "Eff that shark. I'm not closing these beaches.
We're having a summah!"
Paul Danke: Okay.
[ phone rings ]
Howard Kremer: What's that huh? You're not going
to have a summah or what?
Zooey Deschanel: Well, I don't know. I've always
been more of a winter person.
Howard Kremer: This sounds serious.
Howard Kremer: Hang tight.
- I'll be right over.
- No, you don't...have...
[ knocking at door ]
Howard Kremer: Summah's a magical time.
Don't let it pass you by.
Howard Kremer: You gotta reach out and grab
those summer moments.
Howard Kremer: You gotta douse yourself in it.
Howard Kremer: You gotta get lousy
- You do?
- Sure you do.
Zooey Deschanel: But I don't know how.
Howard Kremer: Don't worry. I'll show ya. Come on.
Howard Kremer: The first thing you've gotta do
is pick out a summah gum.
Zooey Deschanel: A what?
Howard Kremer: A summah gum.
Howard Kremer: You go down to the store.
You pick out a gum.
Howard Kremer: You chew it all summah.
That's ya summah gum.
Howard Kremer: As long as that gum's in your
mouth, you know it's summah.
Zooey Deschanel: That sounds kind of fun.
Howard Kremer: I brought you some choices.
[ whoosh ]
Zooey Deschanel: Wow.
Zooey Deschanel: That's a lot of gum.
Howard Kremer: Which one calls to you?
Zooey Deschanel: Mmm, this one looks fun.
Howard Kremer: Congratulations.
That's your summah gum.
[ she giggles ]
Zooey Deschanel: Now I get it.
Zooey Deschanel: Summah's the undeniable
season. You can't skip it.
Zooey Deschanel: You gotta have it.
Zooey Deschanel: You gotta rub some all over you.
Zooey Deschanel: You gotta roll around in summah.
Howard Kremer: Exactly.
Howard Kremer: Now give me $15 dollars.
Zooey Deschanel: Why? You charge for this?
Howard Kremer: No. Last summah I went to see
your movie, 500 Days of Summah.
Howard Kremer: I thought it was going to be the
greatest movie of all time,
Howard Kremer: but I thought it was going to
be about how scientist
Howard Kremer: figured out how to make summah
last for a year and a half.
Zooey Deschanel: Well, that would've been great.
Howard Kremer: It would've been glorious,
but there was no beach,
Howard Kremer: no waves, no nothing.
Zooey Deschanel: Well, that's not really my fault.
Howard Kremer: $15 dollars.
Zooey Deschanel: Foo!
Howard Kremer: Ooh. Summah fun.
[ Cha-Ching ]