Revenge of the Dick (Darth Cheney)
I swear this is NOT a gay porno! It is a song about everybody's favorite blood sucking Sith Lord and national treasure, Darth "Dick" Cheney.
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Directed by Shivering38
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I swear this is NOT a gay porno! It is a song about everybody's favorite blood sucking Sith Lord and national treasure, Darth "Dick" Cheney.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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Revenge of the Dick
Darth Cheney
A vampire Sith Lord
Darth Cheney
He serves the Emperor well
He's gonna drag us all to Hell
He serves the Emperor fine
He's gonna drink your blood and mine
Revenge of the Dick
Darth Cheney
A vampire Sith Lord
Darth Cheney
He's a pal of Palpatine
He's gonna suck your blood and hide
He's gonna kill all the Jedi
And use the force to control your mind
Darth Cheney
A vampire Sith Lord
Darth Cheney
He serves the Emperor well
He's gonna drag us all to Hell
He serves the Emperor fine
He's gonna drink your blood and mine
Revenge of the Dick
Darth Cheney
A vampire Sith Lord
Darth Cheney
He's a pal of Palpatine
He's gonna suck your blood and hide
He's gonna kill all the Jedi
And use the force to control your mind
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