Mr Brightside Parody

Description: When you spend too much time with your friends, friendships fall apart. Lyrics: I'm rethinking my life, I've got a story to tell, All about some guys, I thought I knew really well, It started out with a fist, how did it end up like this, he pushed it too far, I think I've broken his wrist, We'd been spending our time, around each other a lot, to be honest it seemed, like they liked me a lot, They came into my room, said they wanted to talk, I knew they had other plans, cause they had lube in their hands, Now, I'm bent over my bed, Now, Taking it all I just can't tell who's touching me, And taking control. Rectally, I think I like it honestly, I've got semen in both my eyes, from thirty-two different guys, and I get off every day, Chlamydia's a price I'll pay, To go down between eager thighs, God Bless the Chile Mines. He's coming out of my cave, as I'm coming in his, He's gonna make me down, Pushing my fist to the wrist, It started out digging tin, and now I'm digging him, how did it end up like this? God I miss my wife's tits, Now Mario and Renan, Darios and Osman, Juan, Jose, Esteban Pablo, Pedro and Sam, Are all having their way, and it's making me sick, as I choke on the stench, Of their unwashed, Chests, Now, They take off my shades, Now and hold me down, I just can't tell, who's f-cking me, my ass is so sore, Marios getting quite close to me, he's starting to look quite tasty, think I want to be his queen, but Claudio is in my way, Now I can't even get laid, in a mine with all these guys. Get me back outside.