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Steven Seagal: Power Agent

Steven Seagal becomes a fast-handed Hollywood Agent. Today, he's pitching a script. And not taking "no" for an answer.

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Keywords: Steven Seagal segal power agent hollywood hwood pitch script pmpcomedy

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