Justin Bieber, Craig Healy, and other humans serve up some truth about two things people just can't live without: sleep and water!
Published May 15, 2014 180k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber, Craig Healy, Chris Smith, Cassie Scerbo, Tara Holt, Xosha Roquemore, Echo Kellum and Mike Mitchell
Writer/Director: Jack Allison and Dan Klein
Producer: Katy Walker
DP: Berenice Eveno and Christina Dunlap
Gaffer: Sevdije Kastrati and Robert Edgecomb
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
PA: Megan Kelly
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Published May 15, 2014

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
FROM THE MAKERS OF GIRL CODE,
AND GUY CODE, IT'S HUMAN CODE.
THERE ARE TIMES YOU'D RATHER
JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT, BUT
IF YOU DID THAT TOO MUCH
YOU'D DIE. SORRY KIDDIES,
BUT IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
DUDE, I LOVE SLEEP.
I SLEEP LIKE 8 HOURS EVERY DAY.
WHEN I'M SLEEPING, I'M SLEEPING.
I'M ALL LIKE...
(MAKES SNORING, AND BREATHING SOUNDS)
TYPICALLY I LIE IN MY BED, TRY
TO RELAX, AND THEN BEFORE
I KNOW IT, I'M LIKE FIGHTING
SOME DRAGON IN SPACE, AND
I'M LIKE, OH (BLEEP), I'M DREAMIN' (LAUGHS).
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
A DREAM IS, I MEAN...
THEY'RE JUST THOUGHTS.
DREAMS ARE THOUGHTS.
IT'S LIKE, YO, MY BRAIN'S A
CRAZY MOTHER (BLEEP).
(STARTLED AND THEN SCREAMS)
I LOVE LIGHT SLEEP, BUT
I'M ALL ABOUT DEEP SLEEP.
IT'S ABOUT THAT REM CYCLE DUDE.
YOU SEE THE THING IS WHEN
YOU GOING TO SLEEP YOU GOTTA TELL
SOMEBODY. YOU GOTTA TELL
SOMEBODY. I BE LIKE, GOOD NIGHT.
DUDE, (BLEEP) SUCKS WHEN
SOMETHING LOUD WAKES ME UP.
IT'S LIKE, DUDE...
I WAS SLEEPING.
HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS I'M JUSTIN BIEBER.
MY TIP FOR YOU FOR NOT
DYING IS DON'T STICK SHARP
RUSTY THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH.
LEAVE THAT (BLEEP) ALONE MAN.
HUMAN CODE.
WHAT GIVES LIFE TO
EVERYTHING, AND IS WET AS HELL?
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S WATER.
WATER IS MADE UP OF ALL THIS (BLEEP).
IT'S LIKE HYDROGEN, OXYGEN... BAM!
THAT'S LIFE BABY.
IT'S LIKE THE (BLEEP).
ICE IS JUST WATER THAT'S FROZEN.
(MAKES AN EXPLOSION SOUND AND
THEN MAKES A REVERSE EXPLOSION SOUND)
THE BEST PART ABOUT WATER.
THAT (BLEEP) IS MAD FREE.
YO, WATER'S (BLEEP) DOPE DUDE.
IT'S LIKE A CHILL ASS DUDE.
IT'S ALWAYS JUST LIKE NICE AND CLEAR.
IF IT GETS HOT THOUGH
WATCH OUT, THAT (BLEEP) STEAMS.
WATER DOESN'T TASTE LIKE ANYTHING,
BUT I LIKE THE TASTE.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
(PLEASING EXHALE) STRAIGHT IN THE MOUTH.
UM, REMEMBER ME PLAYING MR.
HEALY HEARD OF THE MOST CLIP
CUP. YEAH, UH, EVERYBODY'S GOT
TO SPEAK AT A LANGUAGE OK.
TELL YOU ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
UNDER-DA STAND WHAT DID YA SAY.
OK, I'M NOT A LITTLE BIRD (MAKES SMALL BIRD NOISES)
I DA'DON'T UND-DASTAND WHAT'D YOU SAY.
SPEAK A LANGUAGE.

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