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Christmas gets competitive in a showdown between Sam and Anne.
Published December 17, 2012 1.7m views Immortal More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Anne Hathaway & Samuel L Jackson
Production Companies: Zoe Jackson Productions & Mirror Cube Films
Executive Producer: Zoe Jackson
Directors: Jess Manafort & Zoe Jackson
Producer: Christopher Shand
Writers: Rob Dean and Matt Roller
Editor: Jasmin Way
Director of Photography: Carrie Cheek
Assistant Camera: Matt Reynolds & Kevin Quigley
Sound Mixer: Joshua Baggett
Key Hair and Makeup: Kyle Goodwin
Production Assistants: Maya Willner & Gavyn Taylor Pickens

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(light sounds)

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(piano playing)

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Anne: 7 marshmallows just like you asked.

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Hi, everyone. As the holidays approach

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Sam and I just wanted to
wish you a Merry Christmas.

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So, even though we both
have dramatic movies

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coming out this Christmas.

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Sam: Django Unchained.

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Anne: And Les Miserables,

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it's important to remember the more upbeat

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aspects of the season, right?

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Sam: Yeah, especially
since both of our films

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can be a little bleak.

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Anne: Both? Oh come on.

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My movie, it's literally
called 'The Miserable'.

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Yeah, okay. I guess your
movie is kind of dark too.

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Sam: Kind of dark too.

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Interesting choice of words there, Anne.

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Now you know my movie
is about slavery, right?

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(piano keys pound)

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Anne: I knew you'd do
that. Man, don't pull it.

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Anne: Yeah, Sam. I know.

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I also know your movie isn't called

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Django Still Chained is it?

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(mystery music)

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Sam: Oh, so we're doing this?

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Anne: Oh, I think we're doing this.

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Woman: It's a sad off.

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Anne: Yeah, that's right.
It's a sad off mother fucker.

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Sam: Oh, your saying nothing but a word.

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Anne: The star of your movie had his own

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sitcom on the WB.

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Sam: You were a Disney princess.

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Anne: I was a Disney princess
because I had long hair.

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In this movie all that gets
chopped off with a knife.

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Sam: That's a fucking buzz cut.

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I haven't had hair since 'Unbreakable'.

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You trying being a black man
in the south in the 1800's.

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I bet you couldn't
handle being a black man

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in the south right now!

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Anne: When there is a French whore

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in the White House, then we can talk.

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Sam: You say that like there's never

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been a French whore in the White House.

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Try dat!

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Anne: Damn.

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My character works in a factory.
Everyone is mean to her.

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Sam: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Sam: You lose your job?

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Sam: Yeah. She does.

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Sam: Oh my God!

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Everybody in my film has job
security because they're slaves.

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See them out here working in
the fields picking that cotton?

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Look, that ones carrying a big
bale of cotton on his back.

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Anne: You made a slave house?

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Sam: Come on.

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Anne: I thought we were
making gingerbread houses.

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I would have made a factory.

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I would have made whore town.

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Sam: The gingerbread plantation.

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Anne: (sighs)

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Sam: Millions of people died
during slavery. Slavery!

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(screaming at each other)

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Anne: That's getting whacked.

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Sam: Ahhhh!

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Bitch has done bust up the bee house.

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Oh, Miss Annie done killed
all the little slaves.

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You busted up their house.
Where we gonna work now?

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Anne: Is that really the best you got?

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(crying) Oh, no.

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My child. My child! (screaming)

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Sam: Women get beaten in my movie.

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Anne: Same thing happens in mine.

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Sam: Guys get their heads blown off.

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Anne: Same.

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Sam: Huh?

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There's a man ripped apart by
dogs in my movie. (laughing)

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Anne: Shit.

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(coughing)

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Anne: (singing) Silent night.

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(gasping) Holy night.

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Sam: Shut that shit down.

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The fuck! Silent Night my ass.

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Anne: Yeah, it's not fun
to listen to a girl sing

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who has got tuberculosis is it?

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Sam: You're an actress pretending

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to have tuberculosis.

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Anne: How many slaves do you know

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who live in Beverly Hills?

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Sam: 3.

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Anne: Oh, yeah. We got to do something

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about that man. That's just not right.

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Sam: You know what? This
competition is just wrong.

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Christmas is not about being beat.

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Anne: Although, Django has plenty of that.

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Sam: Yeah, that it do.

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Anne: That it do.

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Sam: Christmas is about
bringing people together.

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Anne: Mm.

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Sam: Like prostitution does.

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Anne: That makes me die
a little bit inside,

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but you know what, Sam?

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It's the holidays. I'll give it to you.

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Nothing says Christmas
like slaves and whores.

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Sam: And that's our gift to you America.

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(cups clinking)

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The death of hoes.

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Anne: Hope. The death of hope.

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(bells chiming)

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