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Vampire's Kiss

A girl experiences her first kiss with a vampire, seeing what all this Twilight, New Moon, and True Blood stuff is all about...

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Added about 15 days ago

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: twilight parody vampire kiss blood new moon robert pattinson kristen stewart true blood

Credits: Written and Directed by Matty Smith, Starring Meghann Murphy and Mike Carlson

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Peter_Cameron

the worst date, but a fine comedic video. grand work, sir!

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