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It's a simple yes-or-no question.
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Is This World War III?
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Published March 17, 2014

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(intro music plays)

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- WELCOME TO IS
THIS WORLD WAR III.

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THE SHOW WHERE WE CUT TO
THE CHASE, TO ASK ONE QUESTION:

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IS THIS WORLD WAR III?

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WE HAVE A DISTINGUISHED PANEL
HERE TODAY, BUT LIKE I SAID

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WE ONLY ASK ONE QUESTION,
SO PARDON US IF WE SKIP THE

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PLEASANTRIES, AND THE
PERSIFLAGE, AND SO FORTH.

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ISSUE 1. EUROPEAN UNION MEMBERS
HAVE AGREED TO SANCTIONS TOWARDS

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RUSSIA FOR VIOLATING THE
SOVEREIGNTY OF THE UKRAINE.

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ULTIMATELY CRIMEA HAS VOTED TO
SECEDE FROM THE UKRAINE JOINING RUSSIA.

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IS THIS WORLD WAR III?

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- NO.

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- NO.

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- NO.

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- WELL, NOT EXACTLY, AND KEEP
IN MIND THIS DOESN'T BODE WELL--

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- ANSWER THE QUESTION!
YES OR NO. IS THIS W-W I-I-I?

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YES OR NO!
ANSWER THE QUESTION!

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- NO.

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- I'D LIKE TO THANK MY PANEL
FOR JOINING ME ON IS THIS WORLD WAR III.

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WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

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(music plays)

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- (whispering) SEE, WHEN I ASK
YOU IS THIS WORLD WAR III, JUST

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ANSWER YES OR NO.
IT'S A VERY SHORT SHOW.

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- OKAY, OKAY, I GOT IT.

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- (host): DON'T KEEP GOING ON,
AND ON, AND ON, JUST GO WITH YOUR GUT.

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I LIKE YOU, I WANT TO HAVE YOU
BACK ON, BUT JUST CUT THE

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SHIT, AND GIVE ME
A STRAIGHT ANSWER.

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WHEN HUMPH THROWS YOU A
BONE, YOU BITE. WE GOT THINGS TO DO.

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