The Sexiest In-Flight Ad Ever
Delta's is nothing compared to TWA's.
-
-
Uploader
Funny Or Die
-
-
Actor
Nicol Paone
-
-
Director
Drew Antzis
Additional Credits:
Starring Nicol Paone. Written by Bryan Safi.
Starring Nicol Paone. Written by Bryan Safi.
Added about 5 years ago
2146 funny votes
1313 die votes
Description:
Delta's is nothing compared to TWA's.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
Standard Sizes
Custom Size
pxpx
WEBVTT
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.000
[Music Playing]
00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:20.000
<v Nicol Paone> We're committed to making your flight safe and comfortable. Once we've reached our cruising altitude, you can turn on all approved electronic devices. Zzz.
00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:25.000
<v Nicol Paone> Now, as we're leaving the gate, make sure your seat belt is properly fastened, and your condom is on.
00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:38.000
<v Nicol Paone> If you're seated at an emergeny exit, then you're fu**ing lucky. The question is, can you handle it? Can you handle it when my buttered ti*s rub past your face? Or my greasy a*s brushes past your chin?
00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:49.000
<v Nicol Paone> Are you man enough? If not, then you are probably gay. If you feel like smoking, that's a no, no no. You have to wait until everyone gets off.
00:00:49.000 --> 00:01:00.000
<v Nicol Paone> Now, if we experience any turbulence, don't worry. It's either a shift in your cabin pressure, or one of us is getting a*s nailed in the back. Bet's on me.
00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:06.000
<v Nicol Paone> If at any time you feel uncomfortable, just push my button. And I'll come.
More by Funny Or Die, Nicol Paone, and Drew Antzis
- Pretty sure that ain't real. But just in case.... Tater's got a ticket to ride.
Quicklist
- Loading...
Sponsored Videos
The Video Game Character's Food Pyramid
The main characters in classic video games had very strange diets.
by Pat O'Brien
17 of Creed Bratton's Best Moments on 'The Office'
With The Office wrapping up it's final season, we realize it's time to say goodbye. But we're having an especially hard time letting go of Creed. So we're just n...
by GifGuide
Template for Any Best Man Speech
Wedding season is upon us. And if you're a best man at a wedding, look no further. We've got you covered.
by Dan Abramson
9 Moments That Have Been Daft Punk'd
No one can deny that everything Daft Punk does is amazing. But that begs the question, "How much greater would everything else be if Daft Punk had been involved?...
by Two Scoops
18 Shocking GIFs with Unexpected Twist Endings
Interesting Fact: Every single one of these GIFs can see dead people.
by GifGuide
If Chain Restaurants Were Turned Into Movies
All your favorite chain restaurants: they're movies now!
by Brian Boone
The 100% Spoiler-Free Guide To Summer Movies
Silver Screen Gene is a film critic, a blogger and a hater of spoilers.
by Silver Screen Gene
New Hello Kitty Movie Seems NSFW
Why pay $9.99 when you can get this kind of stuff online for free? via http://instagram.com/p/YeL7PlIrbc/#
from You're Doing It Wrong
7 GIFs That Prove Googly Eyes Make Everything Better
Look me in the googly eyes and tell me you mean that.
by Look What I Found






















































