The Sexiest In-Flight Ad Ever

Uploader

Funny Or Die

Actor

Nicol Paone

Director

Drew Antzis

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Nicol Paone> We're committed to making your flight safe and comfortable. Once we've reached our cruising altitude, you can turn on all approved electronic devices. Zzz. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Nicol Paone> Now, as we're leaving the gate, make sure your seat belt is properly fastened, and your condom is on. 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Nicol Paone> If you're seated at an emergeny exit, then you're fu**ing lucky. The question is, can you handle it? Can you handle it when my buttered ti*s rub past your face? Or my greasy a*s brushes past your chin? 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Nicol Paone> Are you man enough? If not, then you are probably gay. If you feel like smoking, that's a no, no no. You have to wait until everyone gets off. 00:00:49.000 --> 00:01:00.000 <v Nicol Paone> Now, if we experience any turbulence, don't worry. It's either a shift in your cabin pressure, or one of us is getting a*s nailed in the back. Bet's on me. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Nicol Paone> If at any time you feel uncomfortable, just push my button. And I'll come.