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Published July 03, 2014 33k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Matt Sweeney: Gaffer
Sara Armijo: Hair and Makeup
Sam Fishell: Director
Kegan Swyers: Editor
1,484 Funny Votes
303 Die Votes
33,128 Views
Published July 03, 2014

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HI GUYS.

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THE INTERNET IS FULL OF
EXPLOSIVE THINGS AND WE

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FOUND THE BEST STUFF
JUST FOR YOU.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(ELECTO-POP MUSIC PLAYS)

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND.
FIREWORKS ARE AWESOME,

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AND YOU COULD DEFINITELY
ENJOY THEM, BUT MAKE SURE YOU

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DO SO RESPONSIBLY.

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HERE'S AN INFORMATIVE
VIDEO ON FIREWORKS SAFETY.

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OOH...

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(SCREAMS)

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JUST DON'T DO THAT, AND
YOU SHOULD BE GOOD.

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SPEAKING OF VERY
PREVENTABLE WAYS TO DIE,

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70 YEAR OLD FLORIDA MAN
SWAM 4 MILES THROUGH

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ALLIGATOR INFESTED WATERS,
BECAUSE IT WAS QUOTE ON HIS

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BUCKET LIST.

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I THINK HE HAS BUCKET LIST CONFUSED
WITH LISTS OF STUFF THAT WILL

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ALMOST CERTAINLY KILL YOU.

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HEY WHAT'S ANOTHER
THING ON THAT LIST?

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JESUS... JESUS...

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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE
FOOD AT YOUR BARBECUE BUT

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DO NOT BLOW IT LIKE THESE
4TH OF JULY FOOD FAILS.

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THAT TAKES THE CAKE.

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RIGHT INTO THE TRASH CAN.

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YOU'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE,
YOU'VE MADE A PIZZA I DO NOT

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WANT TO EAT.

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D FOR EFFORT.

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WHY BOTHER MAKING
FANCY COOKIES?

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YOU CLEARLY DO NOT MAKE
ANY KIND OF COOKIES.

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OK, THAT'S ALL FOR...

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WAIT, SORRY, WE GOT ONE
MORE CLIP ON FIREWORKS SAFETY.

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(LAUGHS AND THEN SCREAMS)

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BE SAFE BLOWING STUFF
UP FOR AMERICA.

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BYE.

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(ELECTO-POP MUSIC PLAYS)

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