You're Welcome: Happy 4th of July!

Full Credits

Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Matt Sweeney: Gaffer
Sara Armijo: Hair and Makeup
Sam Fishell: Director
Kegan Swyers: Editor

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July 03, 2014
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Transcript

HI GUYS.
THE INTERNET IS FULL OF
EXPLOSIVE THINGS AND WE
FOUND THE BEST STUFF
JUST FOR YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
(ELECTO-POP MUSIC PLAYS)
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND.
FIREWORKS ARE AWESOME,
AND YOU COULD DEFINITELY
ENJOY THEM, BUT MAKE SURE YOU
DO SO RESPONSIBLY.
HERE'S AN INFORMATIVE
VIDEO ON FIREWORKS SAFETY.
OOH...
(SCREAMS)
JUST DON'T DO THAT, AND
YOU SHOULD BE GOOD.
SPEAKING OF VERY
PREVENTABLE WAYS TO DIE,
YEAR OLD FLORIDA MAN
SWAM 4 MILES THROUGH
ALLIGATOR INFESTED WATERS,
BECAUSE IT WAS QUOTE ON HIS
BUCKET LIST.
I THINK HE HAS BUCKET LIST CONFUSED
WITH LISTS OF STUFF THAT WILL
ALMOST CERTAINLY KILL YOU.
HEY WHAT'S ANOTHER
THING ON THAT LIST?
JESUS... JESUS...
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE
FOOD AT YOUR BARBECUE BUT
DO NOT BLOW IT LIKE THESE
TH OF JULY FOOD FAILS.
THAT TAKES THE CAKE.
RIGHT INTO THE TRASH CAN.
YOU'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE,
YOU'VE MADE A PIZZA I DO NOT
WANT TO EAT.
D FOR EFFORT.
WHY BOTHER MAKING
FANCY COOKIES?
YOU CLEARLY DO NOT MAKE
ANY KIND OF COOKIES.
OK, THAT'S ALL FOR...
WAIT, SORRY, WE GOT ONE
MORE CLIP ON FIREWORKS SAFETY.
(LAUGHS AND THEN SCREAMS)
BE SAFE BLOWING STUFF
UP FOR AMERICA.
BYE.
(ELECTO-POP MUSIC PLAYS)

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