Starring - Ashley Hinshaw and Kathryn Hahn Featuring - Drew Brooks, Dave Ferguson, Billy Merritt, Marisa Pinson, James Pumphrey, Marshall Givens, Ilana Cohn, Willy Roberts, Ed Salazar Background - Miguel Ayala, Lauren Armstrong, Alex Kavutskly, Amy Reinke, Jamie Patterson, Amy Carolina Writer/Directors - Lauryn Kahn and Lauren Palmigiano Producer - Alex Richanbach Editor - Brett Bachman Music - Daniel Walter Director of Photography - Luca Del Puppo First Assistant Camera - Ray Lee Gaffer - Nilo Zimmerman Key Grip - Aleks Abad Best Boy Grip - Eric Tolzmann Hair and Makeup - Emily Rae Hair and Makeup Assistant - Stacey Brewer Background: Ryan Shadeck Production Design - Martin Vallejo and Ellie Del Campo Production Design Assistants - Candy Lopez Wardrobe - Amber Hamzeh Wardrobe Assistant - Stephen James Sound - BoTown Sound First Assistant Director - Lauren Smitelli Production Assistants - Andrew Grissom, Ross Buran, Becca Scheuer
Man: We could leave the
bar and no one would know.
Woman: No, they'd catch us.
It's my sisters birthday.
We wouldn't get 10 feet.
Carnation: It's my birthday, bitches!
Woman 2: Let's do another.
Eww, what's in there.
Woman: Wow! Yeah!
Clown woman: Welcome,
welcome. The time has come
to select the courageous men and women
while they honor a represent of yourself
in the 2012 Hung Over Games!
Woman: You don't think
we'll get picked, right?
Man: No, we're young. We
don't even get hangovers.
Clown woman: And the first tribute is ...
Man 2: Yeah!
Clown woman: Gina.
Gina: I'm gonna beat your
ass, you clown bitch.
Clown woman: Bob.
Bob: What's this now?
Clown woman: Is there a Peter Burt?
Peter: Will I have a
chance to change my card?
Clown woman: Your final tribute is ...
Woman: She's too drunk.
Carnation: I'm just, you're being so,
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Woman: I volunteer.
I volunteer. Excuse me, I volunteer.
Clown woman: Oh, a sisterly love.
Man: They just want a good show.
That's all they want.
Woman: Hell, their waking us up at 5AM.
I can't function that early.
Man: That's true. You're (bleep).
Clown woman: As it was decreed each year
neighborhood bars would offer up drunkards
as tributes to compete
after a night of drinking.
There are no sunglasses, no
water, no headache medicine.
These are the Hung Over Games.
♫ (techno music) ♫
Woman: Here, 2 Advil.
Peter: I just keep wishing I could think
of a way to show them they don't own me.
I'm gonna barf, but it'll still be me.
Woman: I don't have that luxury.
I have a sensitive gag reflex.
Conner: Hey, I'm just Instagramming.
♫ (thriller music) ♫
(whispers) 10, 9, 8, 7
, 5, 4, 3
Woman: This sucks.