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Full Credits

Animation by Jim Boyd
Written in an alcoholic haze by: Dave Martin
Characters in order of appearance:
Jack : voice by David "Please let me write your next movie Mr Apatow" Martin
Little Girl : voice by Alyssa "I'm gunning for you Miley" Martin
Narrator: voice by Dhananjay "Ok so maybe that's NOT a cobra in my pocket but it's cold in Aspen" Gujral
Blind Man: Tom "No I'm not a Scientologist, you're thinking of the more gay looking Tom" Cruise.