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The exclusive never before seen video that Carrie Prejean has been trying to keep you from seeing.
Published November 12, 2009 8.1m views More Info ยป
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape
Amy Phillips: Hi, baby. It's me, Carrie Prejean. You gotta learn how to say my name. I can't stop thinking about you. That's why I decided to make this very special tape. The only kind of tape that can exist between a man and a woman-an opposite sex tape. Not a same sex tape! Oh my gosh, just thinking about it gets me so excited! I'm gonna put some sexy music on!

[music playing]

Amy Phillips: I love Maroon 5! Cause I love the number five! Because it reminds me of you and me and the Father, Son, Holy Ghost. I'm so hot for you right now, I have to take off my towel. I haven't shaved my bush, and I won't until Bush is reelected. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is gonna happen. Oh, yes! Oh, deregulation! Ronald Reagan handshake! Yes! [singing high-pitched and off key] Oh, God bless America! Oh! Fuh-fuh-fuh Fox News! Oh! [heavy breathing] This will never end up being the biggest mistake of my life. Mission accomplished. Did you get all that?

Perez Hilton: Oh, yes! I got it!

Amy Phillips: Do you think this will help them with the book?

Perez Hilton: Definitely!

[high five]

[Both characters, singing off-key]: This love has taken it's toll on me, she said

Amy Phillips: Bye-bye.

[Both characters laughing]
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