- October 29, 2015
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Talent: Tom Bergeron
Producers: Ben Sheehan, Eleanor Winkler, Ross Buran
Director: Lauren Palmigiano
Writer: Matt Klinman
DP: Matt Sweeney
Cam Op: Michael Lincoln
1AC: Chris Marius Jones
Gaffer: Zachary Zeidman
Grip: Brad Carr
Art: Nia Freshman
Wardrobe: Lynn Brannelly, Michelle Thompson
HMU: Emily Rae Hilgenberg
Sound: Gopal Bidari
Production Coordinator: Doug Deluca
PA: Glenn Fellman
Editors: Marty Cramer, Kegan Swyers, Adriana Robles
Graphics: Shawn James
October 29, 2015
(music plays as the crowd cheers)
Tom Bergeron: I'm Tom Bergeron, and this
is Run for the Cash.
Tom Bergeron: The gameshow where
Tom Bergeron: win real money for answering
questions. Here's how it works.
Tom Bergeron: I'll ask the questions, and
if you answer correctly
Tom Bergeron: your Super PACs get cash
from special interest
Tom Bergeron: groups, corporations, and
Tom Bergeron: Senator Rubio, for $500,000
dollars for your Super PAC,
Tom Bergeron: could you say something
that means absolutely nothing,
Tom Bergeron: but will get the extreme right
really fired up?
Marco Rubio: The Democrats have the ultimate
Marco Rubio: and it's called the mainstream
Tom Bergeron: Governor Bush, lets
take a moment to thank
Tom Bergeron: your biggest Super PAC contributor
so far Mike Fernandez.
Tom Bergeron: What would you like to
do to him?
Jeb Bush: I'll give him a warm kiss.
Tom Bergeron: Governor Chris Christie
for $10,000 are you worried
Tom Bergeron: about answering wrong, because
of what the mob might
Tom Bergeron: do to your clavicle?
Chris Christie: Well, I wish you would've
asked that question years
Chris Christie: ago when they broke it.
Tom Bergeron: Mr. Trump, for $20,000
from a major dog food company,
Tom Bergeron: how does your big fat corgi
get in the house?
Donald Trump: Big, fat, beautiful door
right in the middle of the wall.
Tom Bergeron: Governor Huckabee, give us
your seven word summary of
Tom Bergeron: the movie American History X.
Mike Huckabee: Somebody is taking
it in the teeth.
Tom Bergeron: Senator Cruz, you are
running out of time in this
Tom Bergeron: election season. For 10 bucks
a pop from CNBC, would you
Tom Bergeron: just lay into everyone.
Ted Cruz: ...Donald Trump, are you a
comic book villain?
Ted Cruz: Ben Carson, can you do math?
Ted Cruz: John Kasich, will you insult
two people over here?
Ted Cruz: Marco Rubio, why don't you resign?
Ted Cruz: Jeb Bush, why have your numbers fallen?
Tom Bergeron: Money gun!
Tom Bergeron: Alright, speed round.
Say something a President
Tom Bergeron: would never say.
Marco Rubio: I'm not sure it's a weakness.
Chris Christie: I'm the only person who's put out...
Mike Huckabee: It's like a 400 pound man
saying I'm going to go on
Mike Huckabee: a diet, but I'm gonna eat
a stack of Krispy Kremes before I do.
Ted Cruz: Hamburger prices have
gone up nearly 40% percent.
Jeb Bush: Don't vote for me...
Donald Trump: I like to be unpredictable.
Carly Fiorina: I will run on my record
all day long.
Ben Carson: This is a bunch of crap.
Tom Bergeron: Ladies and gentleman, thanks
Tom Bergeron: Run for the Cash.
It's a fun game, but in reality
Tom Bergeron: the future of our country,
and the world, hangs in the balance.
Tom Bergeron: Have a great night everybody!
(Funny or Die ending jingle plays)