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TJ Miller tries his hand at picking up women with his neverending knowlege of giraffes. TJ Miller fails.

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Added over 2 years ago

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Categories: Stand Up Sketch

Keywords: Tj miller Picking up women Mike Wiley Blerds giraffe Lauren Bishop Comedy Jordan Vogt Roberts

Credits: Featuring TJ Miller, Lauren Bishop, Mike Bridenstine, Mike Wiley, directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts.

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Sam_Farid

Sam_Farid

You went to one of those stand-up schools didn't you? That was SUPER WEAK!!!!!!

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jsfarm

jsfarm

when did whoever draw the penis on his face. nice

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doccasa

doccasa

hilarious way to go. your hilarious in carpoolers tj miller

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TallyBlue

TallyBlue

Kudos! Very original!

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you’re the man, TJ Miller.

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