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Donald Faison and his band, "Rich Digga", steal some martian grass.
Published April 20, 2009 570k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Donald Faison, Deon Richmond, Olamide Faison, Ed Fordham
Dealer played by: Colton Dunn
Aliens played by: Lil Jon, Elton Laren Holt, Deonte Gordon, Jo D. Jones
Bikini Aliens played by: Clare Grant and Kristen Ortiz
Also Starring: Kevin Jordan, Donte Chang, Shadii, Dade
Track Produced by: Dade Faison and Olamide Faison
Track Mixed by Sean "Sully" Sullivan
Produced by: Mike Farah and Donald Faison
Directed by: Jonnie Ross
Shot by: Christian Sprenger, Dustin Bowser, Neil Mahoney, Jonnie Ross
Edited by: Neil Mahoney, Dustin Bowser
Sound by: Bo Sundberg
Make-up by: Shauna OToole and Diane Herlofsky
Special FX by: Dustin Bowser
Production Design by: Alexi Gomez
Additional Editing and Special Effects by: Brian May and Chris Smallfield
Special Thanks to Colton Dunn, Glenn Rigberg and Natalie Lent, Graig Weich and Beyond Comics

1

Man: It's a 420 show.

2

All we got to do is tell her
it's 420 and get a nigger.

3

Man 2: I'm down with that.

4

(laughing)

5

Man 2: I'm down with that.

6

Bring your ass here, come on.

7

Man 3: What the fuck?

8

What the hell, man?

9

Man 3: Settle down, man.
Settle down, conference call.

10

Man: Okay, conference call.

11

Man 3: Check it out. I
jacked some aliens, right?

12

I took their weed. I took their guns

13

and now they sending their
big brother after me.

14

Man 4: Man, I can't believe
you stole that shit.

15

Man 3: You opened up the Stargate, man!

16

Man 2: Whoa, wait.

17

You mean aliens like Mexicans?

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Man 3: Like Mexicans? No, mother fucker!

19

Aliens, man! Outer space mother fuckers!

20

Klingons, mother fucker! Alpha century.

21

Man 2: Aw, man. That's bullshit.

22

(space music)

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(screaming)

24

♫ (rapping) ♫ They vaporized the door ♫

25

Man: (rapping) ♫ Falling to the floor ♫

26

♫ She tossed us the roll ♫

27

♫ Tossed us the guns
then gave us the door ♫

28

♫ With his very last breath he said ♫

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♫ Protect the world ♫

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♫ Go where no man has gone before ♫

31

♫ This is the reason why Mars Attack ♫

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♫ You stole my weed and
now I want it back ♫

33

♫ Where's my weed ♫

34

Man 3: Out the window.

35

♫ Now they got us running
through the backyard ♫

36

♫ Fuck that shit, it ain't
no time to act hard ♫

37

♫ My desires man ♫

38

♫ We running from some aliens ♫

39

♫ Maybe we should stop ♫

40

♫ What language do we tell them in ♫

41

♫ Shit I don't know ♫

42

♫ Well I'm nice with this blaster ♫

43

♫ Like Han Solo ♫ We shoot 'em ♫

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♫ I passed a barrage of blasts ♫

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♫ Crossed a back path
Filled with martian grass ♫

46

♫ Now they got us hoppin' over fences ♫

47

♫ A grown ass man but
I feel so defenseless ♫

48

♫ Laser light white disguise ♫

49

♫ You the one jumped over a dumpster ♫

50

♫ And let 3 slide ♫

51

♫ Now there's 4 because
that's 1 more than 3 ♫

52

♫ And these martian
niggers not getting me ♫

53

♫ Me neither, we neither ♫

54

♫ I ain't never seen
glow-in-the-dark either ♫

55

Men: Whoa!

56

Cop: Hands in the air, guns on the ground.

57

Man: Hello, officer.

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Cop: Drop your fucking weapon.

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(all talking at once)

60

Cop: Right now you are freezing.

61

Hands, hands behind
your back. Hands, hands.

62

Man: Please don't shoot me.

63

Man 2: See that right there.

64

Man: We got no problem, man.

65

Man 2: See that right
there? Man: Everything cool.

66

(laser fires)

67

♫ Damn, they vaporized the cop ♫

68

♫ The little one dude that did it ♫

69

♫ Reminds me of pop ♫

70

♫ Still though homie ♫

71

♫ Let's keep it real little homie ♫

72

♫ We just wanna smoke ♫

73

♫ Let's make a deal little homie ♫

74

♫ Yeah, this has gone way too far ♫

75

♫ Do you know who we are ♫

76

♫ We're fucking rap stars ♫

77

♫ And this weed will make us legit ♫

78

♫ We'll be the only
dudes smoking this shit ♫

79

♫ Oh you wanna cop a plea ♫

80

♫ After you guys done stole from me ♫

81

♫ Oh now you wanna smoke it with me ♫

82

♫ First you got to go
around and sell my weed ♫

83

♫ He laughs ♫ You want it that bad huh ♫

84

♫ Well you can have it and
you can sell it for us ♫

85

♫ Word you gotta be dope ♫

86

♫ Hey yo can you drive us over the show ♫

87

♫ They was like ♫ Yeah come with us ♫

88

♫ We walked in their ship ♫

89

♫ And their ship was fly ♫

90

♫ Man their ship was the
size of public housing ♫

91

♫ I think it was rolling on 1000 ♫

92

♫ Anyway we chillin' on the ship ♫

93

♫ They passed me a drink
so I took a little sip ♫

94

♫ I been in the cockpit
ghost riding the wheel ♫

95

♫ We rocked that lean
and popped that shit ♫

96

♫ And dropped that shit ♫

97

♫ Where down the ass ♫

98

♫ Chillin' with a martian girl on my lap ♫

99

♫ Yeah and I had a fly one too ♫

100

♫ His chick was green
and my chick was blue ♫

101

♫ You got any turquoise bro ♫

102

♫ Pass the weed ♫

103

♫ I'm glad we stole that
weed from the aliens ♫

104

♫ I'm glad we stole that
weed from the aliens ♫

105

♫ I'm glad we stole that
weed from the aliens ♫

106

♫ Ever since we did we
made some new friends ♫

107

♫ (music continues) ♫

AUTOPLAY
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