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The NSA addresses allegations that the U.S. has been spying on Germany.
Published July 10, 2014 53k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
CAST:
Matt Braunger
CREW:
EP: Jason Carden
Writer - Bryan Cook
Producer - Sean Dacanay
DP - Matt Sweeney
Gaffer - Mike Blevins
Art - Micah Embry
H&MU - Jen Osborne
Sound - Ben Forman

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>: HI

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I'M CARL FOLEY FROM THE
NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.

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YOU MAY HAVE HEARD GERMAN
CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL'S

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RECENT CLAIM THAT THE U.S.
HAS BEEN SPYING ON GERMANY.

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I FEEL IT'S NECESSARY TO
CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP.

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YEAH, WE'RE SPYING ON YOU,

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OF COURSE WE ARE,

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WE'RE THE U.S.,

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WE SPY ON PEOPLE.

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COUNTRIES IN YELLOW
ARE WHERE WE'RE SPYING.

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GUAM? CHECK.

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PORTUGAL? ABSOLUTELY.

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MYANMAR? I'M NOT EVEN SURE
THAT'S A COUNTRY ANYMORE.

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WE'RE TOTALLY THERE SPYING.

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IN FACT, WE'RE
SPYING EVERYWHERE,

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EXCEPT CANADA.

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WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
IN CANADA, AND NO ONE CARES.

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BESIDES, YOU NOTICED
AMERICA'S ON THAT MAP RIGHT?

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YEAH, WE SPY ON OUR
OWN POPULATION.

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WHAT MAKES YOU
SO SPECIAL GERMANY?

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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WONDERING,

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[German accent] "EH, WHY DO
THEY SPY SO MUCH? IT'S MEAN."

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IT'S BECAUSE SPIES ARE COOL.
THAT'S WHY.

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JAMES BOND, ETHAN HUNT,
FREAKIN' HARRIET FOR

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CHRIST'S SAKE.

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WE LOVE SPIES.

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BUT WHY GERMANY?

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WHAT POSSIBLE REASON DO WE
HAVE FOR SPYING ON OUR

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CLOSE FRIEND AND ALLY?

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YOU WANT A REASON?

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HOW ABOUT 6 MILLION REASONS?

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THAT NUMBER RING A BELL?

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OF THE TOP 3 THINGS PEOPLE
ASSOCIATE WITH GERMANY,

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ONE IS A HOLOCAUST, AND THE
OTHER TWO ARE BOTH FETISH PORN.

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YOU GUYS EVEN MAKE SEX GROSS.

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YOU'RE LIKE THE WEIRD
NEIGHBOR KID THAT WE CAUGHT

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NAKED WITH OUR CAT
ONCE IN THE GARAGE.

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YOU EVEN CREEP NORTH KOREA OUT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?

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BECAUSE YOU DO.
I'VE SEEN'EM.

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SO, WHAT CAN YOU
DO TO STOP US?

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I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU
HAVE A TIME MACHINE?

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CAN YOU GO BACK IN TIME
AND UNCOMMITT ATROCITIES

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IN WORLD WAR II? NO?

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THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO GET USED TO THE

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FACT THAT WE CAN LISTEN
TO YOUR PHONE CALLS, AND

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CAN SHUT OFF YOUR
POWER GRID AT ANY TIME.

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I'VE SAID FAR TOO MUCH.

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HAVE A GOOD ONE GERMANY.

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SON OF A B--

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