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Rick Perry weighs in on Rogen, dexterous fowl, and more.
Published December 11, 2011 1.3m views Immortal More Info ยป
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Published December 11, 2011

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Phew! That movie sucked, and the whole script was wrong. And Seth Rogen, he had to serve a big red duck. Man, he'd scalp a sentimental cripple. What a douche.
I bet ya I could eat a grimy squirrel on a windshield.
I'll fight a chicken with hands. A real chicken.
You can find me in Montreal. In a bit**in' arcade.
I'm proud of my gun, and I poo'd in space.
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