Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry's "Strong" ad

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:07.000 [music playing] 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:18.000 Phew! That movie sucked, and the whole script was wrong. And Seth Rogen, he had to serve a big red duck. Man, he'd scalp a sentimental cripple. What a douche. 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:22.000 I bet ya I could eat a grimy squirrel on a windshield. 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.000 I'll fight a chicken with hands. A real chicken. 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:30.000 You can find me in Montreal. In a bit**in' arcade. 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:34.000 I'm proud of my gun, and I poo'd in space. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:39.000 [music playing]