In the future, we will watch dogs on reality television since they'll be able to... more »
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[SOUND] Svedka.

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[SOUND] Voted number one vodka of 2033,
presents the future of reality TV.

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[SOUND]

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[MUSIC]

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>: I've always dreamed of doing a

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show with dogs of varied backgrounds and
breeds.

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Now, with the invention of the human voice
box for dogs, my dream has come true.

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I'm Bow Wow Wow.

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And this is The Bitch.

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>: [APPLAUSE]
>: Hey, it's me Woofie.

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Please welcome our guest for today's show
Brian Austin Green.

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[MUSIC]

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>: Hey everybody, hi thank you.

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This is so exciting.

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>: Hi, Brian good to see you.

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>: I'm thrilled to be here, dressing room
is beautiful, I

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love the sausage treats that you left me,
thank you for those.

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>: It's amazing to think that it's been

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40 years since you were on Beverly Hills
90210.

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>: You still look great!

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[SOUND]

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>: Are you sure you didn't time travel
your younger self here?

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[LAUGH]
>: No, current day, this is me.

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>: You smell great too, what did you have
for breakfast?

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Thank you, I did have bacon.

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>: Yum, yum.

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Bacon for breakfast.

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>: Do you have any dogs in your life?

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>: No I don't actually I'm more of a cat
person.

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[GROAN] They're just so clean.

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Not that you guys aren't clean but cats
were my choice.

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>: Let's get to the sizzle section.

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The government is testing voice collars on
other types of animals.

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>: That freaks me out.

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I don't think every animal deserves a
human voice box.

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>: And what makes an animal deserve it?

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>: We're man's best friend.

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A sheep is not.

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>: You are an animalist.

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>: Some of my best friends are sheep!

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I'm just saying!

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>: You would take away voices from people
if you could!

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[CROSSTALK] Listen, Bitsy, maybe you are
not smart enough to have a voice collar!

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>: [GROAN]
>: How dare you!

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[CROSSTALK]
>: Ladies!

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Please, we are professionals!

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[CROSSTALK]
>: Woofie.

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[CROSSTALK]
>: This is not constructive.

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[CROSSTALK]

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>: We can finish talking about the film,
because really it's exciting.

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>: You sound like an ignorant [INAUDIBLE].

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[CROSSTALK]
>: Okay.

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>: Coming up next on The Bitch.

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We'll tell you ten things your owner
doesn't want you to know.

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>: [MUSIC]

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For more fun from the future, keep your
retina tuned to Svedka.

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Voted number vodka of 2033.

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[SOUND]

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