Candidates For GOP Debate Announced!
Donald Trump recaps his performance in the first Republican presidential debates.
- August 07, 2015
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Starring - Mike O’Gorman
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August 07, 2015
Mr. Trump, how do you feel
about your performance tonight?
- You know these Fox News morons, couldn't run a debate
if they were doing it on a treadmill.
But I won,
so I feel really good about it.
I destroyed these losers like Arsenio Hall destroyed Clay Aiken in Season
of Celebrity Apprentice.
You went after woman pretty hard tonight.
- You know, I just went after Rosie O'donnell.
Which I don't know, I thought it was good.
You know Rosie knows what she did.
You go to a taping of a television show in 1996, and she beams you in the head with a koosh ball.
Ok, that's not how I treat guests when they came on my show.
That's not how I want to be treated, okay.
And while we're on the subject I thought she was absolutely horrible
in A League of their Own. Everybody loves it. I think it was horrible.
Now you can ask anyone, I've always loved woman, alright.
I've loved them in hotels. I've loved them in casinos. I've loved them in condo buildings.
I've had tons of wives, okay. Ask woman, I've had sex with tons of them, okay.
Next question. Thank you.
Did you take this debate seriously?
It feels like you turned it into a roast.
- What's the difference?
No one else on that stage
has ever had a Comedy Central roast.
My Comedy Central roast was the highest,
rated, and most fascinating and fantastic roast that's there ever been.
Forget the Justin Bieber roast, okay.
That's a no contest roast.
I think that roast came out a little undercooked, if I may use the pun.
They've been begging me to come back and do another roast.
Mr. Trump, can you state more specifically why you suspect the
Mexican government is sending criminals over the border?
- Yes, to finally settle this whole thing, yes, look, I can say, I gotta guy, I know this guy, okay.
He's a guy, and I can't go into it any more than that.
But he's a guy, he's a Mexican guy, and he knows the border, okay.
That's it. That's all there is to it.
You pointed out tonight that money buys influence in Washington,
and you implicated yourself as part of the problem.
- You know, I learn from my mistakes.
That's what this whole thing is about, learning.
And I've learned from my mistakes, especially with Hillary Clinton, okay.
I gave her money, and she came to my wedding.
She kept bothering the DJ to play all the single ladies.
I don't need to be reminded of all of my ex-wives at my own wedding.
So from now on, the only politician I'm giving money to is myself.
I know how to influence myself. I've been influencing myself since 12
years old, thank you very much.
Mr. Trump, was there anyone
on today's stage that you would choose to be your Vice President
if you won the Republican nomination?
- You know, I would say no.
A Vice President is
inherently a loser, okay, otherwise he would be President.
This is going to be a Trump, Trump ticket.
No losers allowed.
to be no losers on this ticket.
Well that's it everybody. Thank you for your questions.
I'm outta here. I'm going to attend my after party at the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which I've rented out for the evening.
I plan to take Jimi Hendrix's guitars and strap them to my feet,
and use them like those old timey, tennis rackety snow shoes.
Have a good night everyone. Thank you - thank you for being here.