A Britney Spears Christmas Carol
A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of... more »
A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.
Check out SecretSauce.TV for more original spoof videos!
LYRICS
JACOB MARLEY:
Selfish Brit
Won't give a quid to a pauper
You work Cratchit
like a mule, and that's improper
Youre a greedy rich man
But your wealth will be your downfall
Youll end up like me,
Dead Mr. Marley.
I come in chains
Bringing you a Christmas Carol
"Change your ways
or your soul will be in peril"
Cuz if you dont behave,
Then youll be starin at your grave cuz
you're a wicked man,
a crooked man, baby
Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer
You're an Ebenezer
Oh, Ebenezer, Oh,
You're a stingy miser, baby
Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge
Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge
Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer
Boy, you wont forget, (Bahumbug)
The things that I just said, (Bahumbug)
Cuz youll be Visited, (Bahumbug)
By three spirits in bed, (Bahumbug)
The ghost of past,
The ghost of present,
and yet to come (huh?)
it means the future!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST:
Im the past,
I may be dead but check this body
I mean what an ass,
But its too bad that youve been naughty.
Your daddy didn't love you
Cuz he said you killed your mother,
Then your woman left,
That really sucks baby.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT:
Listen Scrooge,
Im the ghost of Christmas present,
My beard is huge,
And the itching is unpleasant.
Let me show you Tiny Tim,
His situations lookin grim,
But you dont care,
Cause you'd hate a baby.
MUSIC STOP
DEATH)
Scroooooge!!
Deeaath!!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT:
Sorry, hes not really a singer!
ALL CHARACTERS SINGING NOW:
Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer
You're an Ebenezer
Oh, Ebenezer, Oh,
You're a stingy miser, baby
Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge
Scroo, scroo, scrooge.
Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer
SCROOGE:
Boy, I wont forget
The things that you just said
Ill buy you all a goose
So I dont wind up dead!
ALL CHARACTERSL
Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer
You're an Ebenezer
Oh, Ebenezer, Oh,
You're a stingy miser, baby « less
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Additional Credits:
Directed/Edited by ANDY SIGNORE
Written by ANDY SIGNORE, IAN WEINREICH, ARTHUR GRADSTEIN, DANIEL HARTLEY
Starring... LARRY BUTLER, DANIEL HARTLEY, GENEVIEVE JONES, JOSH COVITTM ARTHUR GRADSTEIN
Visual Effects Artist - JOHN IKUMA
Directed/Edited by ANDY SIGNORE
Written by ANDY SIGNORE, IAN WEINREICH, ARTHUR GRADSTEIN, DANIEL HARTLEY
Starring... LARRY BUTLER, DANIEL HARTLEY, GENEVIEVE JONES, JOSH COVITTM ARTHUR GRADSTEIN
Visual Effects Artist - JOHN IKUMA
Added over 4 years ago
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A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.
Check out SecretSauce.TV for more original spoof videos!
LYRICS
JACOB MARLEY:
Selfish Brit
Won't give a quid to a pauper
You work Cratchit
like a mule, and that's improper
Youre a greedy rich man
But your wealth will be your downfall
Youll end up like me,
Dead Mr. Marley.
I come in chains
Bringing you a Christmas Carol
"Change your ways
or your soul will be in peril"
Cuz if you dont behave,
Then youll be starin at your grave cuz
you're a wicked man,
a crooked man, baby
Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer
You're an Ebenezer
Oh, Ebenezer, Oh,
You're a stingy miser, baby
Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge
Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge
Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer
Boy, you wont forget, (Bahumbug)
The things that I just said, (Bahumbug)
Cuz youll be Visited, (Bahumbug)
By three spirits in bed, (Bahumbug)
The ghost of past,
The ghost of present,
and yet to come (huh?)
it means the future!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST:
Im the past,
I may be dead but check this body
I mean what an ass,
But its too bad that youve been naughty.
Your daddy didn't love you
Cuz he said you killed your mother,
Then your woman left,
That really sucks baby.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT:
Listen Scrooge,
Im the ghost of Christmas present,
My beard is huge,
And the itching is unpleasant.
Let me show you Tiny Tim,
His situations lookin grim,
But you dont care,
Cause you'd hate a baby.
MUSIC STOP
DEATH)
Scroooooge!!
Deeaath!!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT:
Sorry, hes not really a singer!
ALL CHARACTERS SINGING NOW:
Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer
You're an Ebenezer
Oh, Ebenezer, Oh,
You're a stingy miser, baby
Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge
Scroo, scroo, scrooge.
Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer
SCROOGE:
Boy, I wont forget
The things that you just said
Ill buy you all a goose
So I dont wind up dead!
ALL CHARACTERSL
Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer
You're an Ebenezer
Oh, Ebenezer, Oh,
You're a stingy miser, baby
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